Pokmon Go Ruined My Wedding

<I>>>DEARLY BELOVED,</i> WE ARE GATHERED HERE. TODAY TO WITNESS THE. UNION OF MARK WOODHOUSE. AND PAMELA MULLIN.

IN HOLY MATRIMONY. IF ANYONE CAN SHOW JUST. CAUSE WHY THEY SHOULD NOT. BE LAWFULLY JOINED TOGETHER, LET THEM SPEAK NOW.

OR FOREVER HOLD- >>WAIT! >>[GASPS]  >>DAD? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>THERE'S A PIKACHU HERE. >>[CROWD GASPS]  >>CATCH IT! <I>>></i> NO<i> ,</i> HEY, THIS. IS OUR WEDDING. STOP PLAYING POKMON GO.

>>I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, SHOW SOME RESPECT. >>ARE YOU PLAYING TOO? >>NOPE, JUST SPEED. READING OUR VOWS. CAUGHT IT! I CAUGHT- CAUGHT OUR.

VOWS IN MY HEART. I'M SORRY, WHERE WERE WE? >>YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. >>I HAVE SERIOUS FOMO. >>OKAY, EVERYONE JUST.

PUT YOUR PHONES AWAY. <I>PLEASE?</I> <i>>>LET'S PROCEED.</I> <i>>>SORRY, I'M SORRY.</I> >>WHO GIVES THIS WOMAN TO. BE MARRIED TO THIS MAN? >>I DO. >>IT'S A MR.

MIME! >>CATCH IT! >>WHAT? NO, I'M NOT A POKMON. STOP TRYING TO CATCH ME. >>WAIT, NO. THERE REALLY IS A MR.

MIME HERE IN THE GAME. >>THEN CATCH IT! >>I CAUGHT IT! I CAUGHT IT! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! >>DON'T THROW THE RICE NOW! >>SWEET GLORY. I DO LOOK LIKE MR. MIME.

THAT EXPLAINS WHY PEOPLE KEEP. THROWING POK BALLS AT ME, OR. ROCKS PAINTED LIKE POK BALLS. >>OKAY, GUYS.

I'M TRYING TO GET MARRIED HERE. >>YES, THIS IS MY. DAUGHTER'S SPECIAL DAY, AND AS HER FATHER, IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY. TO MAKE SURE SHE'S AS- [THUMPING SOUND] <i>>>OH!</I> >>I CAUGHT IT! >>YAY! [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]  >>GOOD FOR YOU! >>[CLEARS THROAT] NOW THEN, UM, REPEAT AFTER ME.

I TAKE YOU TO BE MY. LAWFULLY WEDDED- >>PIDGEY! >>CATCH IT- HOLD UP. I THINK EVERYONE'S CAUGHT, LIKE, A THOUSAND PIDGEYS BY NOW. >>I STILL NEED ONE.

>>GIRL, THEN YOU. CATCH YOU A PIDGEY! >>[GRUNTS] >>YEAH! >>NO, DON'T CATCH IT. GUYS, THIS IS A WEDDING. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT.

POKMON GO IS CAUSING. ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS? >>IT'S TRUE. I CAUGHT A GHOST POKMON. BY MY GRANDPA'S GRAVE, AND NOW I'M PRETTY SURE HIS.

SPIRIT'S TRAPPED IN MY PHONE. >>YEAH, AND I ACCIDENTALLY. MARRIED SOMEONE TO A BULBASAUR. >>I KEEP FINDING DEAD BODIES.

>>YEAH, PEOPLE KEEP. FINDING MY DEAD BODIES. >>SEE? SO, THIS GAME'S NOT AS. GREAT AS EVERYONE THINKS.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST CALM DOWN? >>THERE IS A CHARIZARD NEARBY. >>[CROWD GASPS]  >>NO, DON'T MOVE. UNTIL WE'RE DONE. >>OKAY, OKAY.

>>WELL, UM... [CLEARS THROAT] THEN I NOW PRONOUNCE. YOU MAN AND BULBASAUR. LET'S GO! >>[CROWD SCREAMS EXCITEDLY]  >>COME ON, MR.

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