(...) Poke: It was pretty bad. Scarra: First of all, I'm in Toronto right now. Toronto, Calif- (!) ...Canada and I'm here for Chris Chan's wedding He's my manager, one of my close friend for a long time and... Poke: I'm here to MC and DJ for Chris's wedding And I have no idea how to do both of those jobs so...
(Please save me) Scarra: Of course like, who in the right mind would choose Poke.... To MC a wedding (O_____O) Poke: I'm gonna try to IRL stream while I'm working at the wedding. It'll be honestly a nightmare, but really fun. ( ) Scarra: I always come back, but at this time is like for real.
I'm not coming back What?! WHAT?! Lily: Uh, Poke is MC-ing or something, right? I think it'll go fine~ Alright, where do you want to land? Have you ever played this game? Scarra: No, I never played this game, ever. Okay. Scarra: I'm feeling good, dude. I just- I'm ready to get started.
I'll have to say a speech I have to go up there and look good... And I do that every day. Okay... This is uh- Disguised Toast Poki: Nice to meet you! Toast: Nice to meet you.
I'm thinking of converting to PUBG streaming. (Really?) Yeah, no more Hearthstone. PUBG's so much fun, right? It's fun. I-I still play it when I'm playing Hearthstone.
Can we air this right after the wedding? Toast: Of course. I- Quits Hearthstone, clickbait title, that's how you get the views. Chris: I think Toast will like it there, right? Toast: Ya, maybe. Sounds like a lot fun Once Didn't like it.
Nah because when you room with your friends You realize all the little things That they do that irritates you and it just builds up over time and you start hating them I don't why- ...I don't want to start hating Chris. Chris: Yeah, Scarra like f*** God he gets on my nerves all the f***ing time I don't know about you Fed. Poki: I can touch my tongue to my nose. And this is my greatest talent in life I literally can't do anything else.
Poke: You can touch your nose with your tongue? Poki: Yeah! Try it. Poke: Really?! Poki: Try it! It's not as easy as it may look. Lol Skill. As you wear these rings will you find them reminders of an endless love which shall grow more meaningful with each passing day.
Christopher and Rebecca we have heard your promise to share your lives in marriage We recognize and respect the covenant of marriage you have here this day Before each one of us as witnesses Therefore... By virtue the power vested in me by the Ontario Act, it is now my honor and pleasure to declare your new status as husband and wife! Woohoo! (Clapping) Chris: Yeah, I cried my balls out er- my eyes out, ha. Same Scarra: All-..All I know is that the walk, can we do like a dumb dance or something and I'm just like- Toast: You wanna practice with me. <3 Chris: So we're starting our first dance and...
Everything was going really well. Lilly and Albert uh- were playing on the piano and violin. And Wendy was singing, it was going really nicely when all of a sudden you can hear this really, really loud like screeching noise. ("Mirrors" by Justin Timberlake plays on the loudspeakers.) Chris: I look over at Poke And he's giving me the thumbs up like "Hey man, everything's great", and I'm just like, 'No no no, cut that cut that'.
Poke: Everyone's just looking at laughing like... I screwed up. Chris: I had no idea why he did that. Poke: It wasn't my fault You know the lady told me (to) go play music.
Chris: But when we talked to the coordinator she said that she didn't know why Poke played 'Mirrors' on the speakers. Poke: You know I- ...I was thinking that Lily and Albert were gonna play right after the speech But...... They did it fast enough, I guess but everyone was looking at me Poki: What happened? Poke: They told me to put the song and then I put the song they told me to put. (Awww Poke T_T) Chris: I...
Rebecca and I just couldn't stop laughing uh... The whole time because we kept about that Because when you think about What's going through Poke's mind right? I can hear the live music playing Why would I play the same song on this ....On the loudspeakers? I don't understand why anyone would do that. Poke messed up pretty much everything else. It's not like it...
Not any better. He mentioned the father-son dance which made no sense... Chris: What? Poke: F*** you! Chris: There's like kids here. Poke: What??? What? I didn't do that.
I actually didn't do that. Who did that? WAS IT YOU?! FOR WHAT IS HE LAUGHING?!
FED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! (Fed XD) Poke: Fed did it. FED! (Panicked Poke) STOP IT FED! TURN IT OFF. FED!? WHY FED! Sorry.
Sorry about that. SHIT! (....) Poke: It was pretty bad.(Lol) (T_T) Shit. If you were to ask me to MC your DJ your wedding again (....) Or anybody Probably shouldn't do it. (T_T) Poke: STAY AWAY FROM ME.
I-IT'S MY CHILD. I'LL SLIT THE GIRL, I'LL DO IT. Random Person: No no... No no Poke: I WILL F****** DO IT.
Random Girl: You are crazy. Poke: I WILL KILL THIS CHILD. I DON'T CARE!!!.
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