Sunday, December 31, 2017

We Tried Amazon Wedding Outfits For Under $100



- Filming right now, ready, go! Boom, boom, boom! Wait, nope that was the wrong one. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm drunk, I'm really drunk, okay. (Laughs) (upbeat music) - We're going to our
friend Macy's wedding.

Macy, she's a boss (beep) at Buzzfeed. She's getting married in Colombia. - I don't have time to go shopping. (Laughs) - So, what should we do? - Amazon, Amazon always.

- Our challenge is we
each get a budget of $100. - Ooh! - And we're gonna see how
many outfits we can get. Hopefully they fit. We have literally--
- Literally a week.

- Seven days to get these clothes, try them on, and get to Colombia. Bathing suits could be an option, dresses, flowy stuff, sandals, anything you want, it
just has to be under $100. (Bleep) - At least three outfits. - Ooh, I'm excited.

- I'm excited, but I'm more stressed out about this than traveling. - All right, well, let's
get to shopping, guys. - All right.
- Eeh! (Upbeat Latin music) - How did we do on the budgets? - I did good, I did $100.25. - I did $100 even.

- I went over by $12, but
I think you guys will see this hat was (bleep) worth it. We don't really have time
to make mistakes here, so what we got is what we're wearing. And you can judge us,
and write the comments about our--
- Bodies. - Choices.

- That sounds terrible. - All right, let's do it. - Let's do it! - [All] Woo! - Oh, I went the wrong way. (Laughing) - [All] Woo! - Day one, welcome party drinks.

- [Caitlin] So we have a
really good color combo going. - I was nervous about these, 'cause I'm like, this is
something I would never wear, but I wanted to be like
vacation beachy vibes. - [Kelsey] And it was a bold
choice for an internet buy. - [Ella] But I don't hate it.

It's really comfortable. - I feel like I belong on
a boat, for sure, right? And then I have a surprise for you guys. - Woo! Oh, it matches. - This is my bathing suit! It was only $15.

And I feel like it's really cute. My ass is out so I will
save you guys the trouble of seeing that full moon
in the middle of the day. But it was only 15 bucks! So I feel like-- - [Ella] This is a great look. - [Kelsey] It's a full, yeah.

- [Ella] This is a look. - Thanks, and can we just talk about. - Yeah.
- Dem titties. (Laughs) Hello, Caitlin! - Tig ole bitties, tig ole bitties.

Yeah, you got tig ole bitties, yeah. Tig ole bitties, yeah. Wait, you have to show
your tig ole bitties while I say it, Caitlin! - I'm trying to be more daring, guys. The fabric's not bad.

- Oh, yeah.
- It's like flowing. I've decided to not wear a bra for this, which is a little scary. It's free, it feels great. It's just so hot, I
don't wanna wear a bra.

- I approve.
- She approves. - I want you to go out and be free. - [Mallory] Girl, you gonna
get all the boys to the yard. So beautiful, right, Ella? And she's reading.

- So beat.
- So beat. (Laughs) - Okay, let's see what's next. - [All] Wee-ooh! Day two!
- Wow, you guys. - Beach day.

Now let's talk about this gorgeous color. - [Ella] I'm trying to
think about the pop of color on my Instagram. - And you have pockets? - Yeah.
- That is clutch. - [Ella] I like the fabric.

- [Caitlin] It's nice. - [Kelsey] It feels
like good for the beach 'cause it feels waterproof in a way. - [Ella] Yeah. - You guys, this hat.

Worth $11?
- Worth it. - My biggest thing is,
I am pale as they come. So I have to go with full-length
light sort of things. And then I have another
surprise for you guys.

- Yeah!
- My second bathing suit! - And that's from Amazon too? - It's from Amazon too! It's high-waisted so it's
like, I think trendy. Right, this is what the kids are wearing? And once again, just ass fully out. And let's talk about this cutie-patootie. - Isn't this super cute? I like it 'cause it's like very loose but like oddly flattering, and it's very soft, which I was honestly very worried about.
- Oh! - Oh, wow, that's like really soft.

- Whoa, that's like a nice blankie. - And you have another one, right? - Yeah, so your second option. - I have a second one. - That one's like sexy lingerie.

Like you're getting laid
on this trip in this. Look at this! - [Caitlin] I feel like
this is almost more lingerie than beach cover-up. - [Kelsey] But it's (bleep)
hot, you're in Colombia. - [Ella] I frickin' love that.

- I kind of feel like it's
less of a beach cover-up and more of a pool cover-up. - Oh!
- Mm, it's style, not like... - So I definitely debated whether or not I wanted to keep it, but I
do wanna try it out there. So this is outfit three for
when we're at our leisure time.

- [Kelsey] Go to the
beach, go explore the city of Cartagena. - [Ella] What did you think of yours? - So, the only reason
why I'm pissed about this is in the picture, it's totally matte, and when I got it, it's fully see-through so I have to wear something under it, and also, can we talk about this slit? Like, it's a cover-up and I thought it was more of like a dress. Look at this. Yeah, we didn't think this was gonna work, but it turns out, it's
perfect for how hot it is.

What about this, this is like high-fashion New York woman. - [Ella] Yeah, I like it a lot. I would wear this to work. - [Caitlin] I Like the geometrics on it.

- [Ella] Yeah, I like the pattern. - How does this feel in the sun? - Yeah, fair, you need a 'gram. - Yeah. - Our 'grams have been killin' it.

And this, honey. - I love maxi dresses, but you never know if it's just gonna kinda like bleh. - Yeah, be like a sack on you. And this halter neck is like, I feel like it's always dangerous getting something that's like accentuating the neckline but that totally...

- [Caitlin] It kinda works. - [Kelsey] It's amazing. And the length is perfect.
- Yeah. - It's so hot and humid, so
this will not stick too much.

- [Ella] Yeah. - I have my bathing suit under it. - [Ella] Yay. - I'm rockin'.
- Yay, yay, yay.

- Outfit four, the reception. We knew we would have one dud in the mix. This just totally was one of those, showed up looking nothing
like the actual model. The material is really cheap,
it's like bathing suit.

My nipples are just here, so
don't wanna get demonetized, so I'm gonna save that for you guys, but this was supposed to
be my fancy cocktail dress and it's just not gonna work. Can we talk about this vintage? - I actually love--
- Sweetheart. - [Caitlin] I love this. - [Kelsey] This is so perfect.

- The one thing I will say is that this, it's not like the nicest
material but it's not bad. The zipper is really cheap. Every time, I have a
hard time getting it up. It's too tight.

- It's not even tight,
it's just that it won't... - It's just that it won't go up. - It's a snag. (Grunts) Okay, I'm gonna have to just...

- Mike, my fingers are like... - We got it on. - It took two people plus
the person in the dress. - Look at this back, it's
like lace-up with a bow.

It's so cute. - I love how it looks and
for the 20-something dollars that it was, it's so worth it. - It's spot on.
- Yeah. - Can we just...
- Yes.

- I didn't realize Kate Moss
was joining us for the party. - [Mallory] What the, what the... - [Mike] Oh, look at this business. - [Mallory] Wait, that's from Amazon? - Yeah.
- Wow.

- [Mallory] Damn, girl, this
is perfect for Colombia. - And it covers my sunburn
even though you can see it in the dress. - [Mike] Ooh, dear, oh, dear. - Yeah.

- Again, risky.
- So risky. - (Bleep) 10 out of 10. 11 Out of 10! - [Ella] I took a huge
risk getting something so crazy from Amazon. - [Caitlin] No, you did.

- [Ella] But I was like, you know what? It's just so fun. - You can't upstage the bride. (Laughs) - Oh. I don't wanna do that, I just wanna look cute on my Instagram.

- [Kelsey] You do. And it's like surprise, your shorts. - [Ella] Yeah, it fits really well. - That's crazy.

- Yeah, it fits your butt like (kisses). - [Caitlin] I might have
to get one of these. - [Ella] We're gonna get on a plane, we're gonna take these babies for a ride. - [Caitlin] This is going through like very hot, probably very humid partying.

- [Ella] We're taking some party buses, we're going on boats. - I think some of these
are gonna come back ripped, I'm just gonna predict that. - Well, (bleep). See you in Colombia! And then we'll insert
all the 'grams we take.

Montage here. (Upbeat Latin music) (cheering) (upbeat Latin music) (camera clicks) - [Ella] Here we are at the wedding. - I do think this is a success. - Yay, look at that.

- I cheated. (Laughs) I went to The Grove and bought an outfit. And guess how much this (bleep) was? - How much?
- $100. - Oh!
- That was our entire budget.

- I know, I cheated, but for good reasons. What do you guys think? Did we do a good job? - Yeah, I think we did a good job. - I think overall, this was a success. - Final looks.
(Laughs) Jerry looks.

(Upbeat Latin music) - This dress originally cost $5 and I went on one of their half
off days so I bought it for a whole whopping $2.50. I absolutely love it, it looks beautiful. - I got my wedding outfit
jumpsuit from Target for $30. It's honestly for anything
and I like it a lot.

(Upbeat Latin music).

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Thursday, December 28, 2017

This Traditional Indian Wedding Is Insanely BeautifulWorld Wide WedRefinery29



My culture is very much my family. This is Sonya. I definitely insisted that you ask my parents for permission. And this is Harsh.

I just follow the instructions. Out of Hinduism some are vegetarians and some eat meat. Yeah. Meat-eaters.

Yeah. Over the next 72 hours, theyll dance to Bollywoods greatest hits, get covered in turmeric, and ride a wild animal. I wanted an elephant. Yeah.

And theyre legal in New Jersey, apparently. I think it's more about what our parents and grandparents want, honestly. I mean I think its really important to them that the wedding is done in a way that they think honors certain traditions. We wont be kissing at the end.

Yeah, theres no kissing. No. Even though both their families are Hindu, Sonya and Harsh come from very different regions and cultures in India. The secret trick is the further south in India theyre from, the more traditional and some might say nerdy they are.

So I would say... Culturally, South Indians the ceremonys the focus of the wedding. The wedding being somewhat of a spiritual event. The surrounding events around it are quite minimal versus...

Oh, sure. My familys Punjabi and Punjabis are known for being loud and boisterous. In North India, itll be like the marriage ceremonys going off to the side, and everbody else is at the bar, eating at the buffet. And no ones actually watching the couple get married.

Were committedwell see if we can pull it offto try to merge the two and try to do it, you know, in a timely manner. Today we have the Sangeet. Its basically a big carnival, party, festival thing. Translated from Sanskrit, Sangeet means sung together.

Traditionally, this event was female-only but in modern times, both genders participate in whats become a Bollywood-style talent show. It has lots of dance performances from friends and family. Its really celebratory and its a way to kick off the whole event. Its definitely a big part of Punjabi culture and North Indian culture.

Its less so in South Indian culture. That being said, the South Indians definitely bring it. The morning of the wedding, the bride and the groom perform the Haldi, or turmeric ceremony, in their separate homes. Family members anoint the bride and groom with turmeric paste.

Good job! This ritual purifies the bride and groom, surrounds them in blessings, and wards off the Evil Eye. It has the added benefit of making your skin glow. A lot of these traditions are part beauty, part religious. In addition to the Haldi, the bride is gifted a set of 21 red or maroon bangles for the Choora ceremony.

Your moms brothersso your uncle helps you put the Choora on. And then all of your sistersI think particularly unmarried sisters, unmarried ladies in the homecome and tie these gold Kalire. Shaped like coconuts, Kalire symbolize prosperity. What I will be wearing is a Sherwani which is a royal coat of sorts.

Its got a decent amount of gold sparkles and so youll know Im the groom. I picked it. Whats happening now is Im getting some help getting my outfit on. It takes a village, as they say.

Red and gold are very traditional auspicious colors for an Indian wedding and so thats kind of what Im going with. Ill be wearing a Lehenga which is basically, if I had to put it in layman's terms, its a big skirt and crop top. Oh Im about to fall! Sorry. It seems like red goes with my complexion better than gold.

Going with red. Oh no! Its starting to pour again. Lets go! Its time for the Baraat or bridal procession. I get to pick an animal of my choosing to go from my villagethe house next door to this village to find my bride, right here.

So Im going traditional. Im going with the white horse although many people I wanted an elephant. Yeah. By the way, by the way, do not go till Im on the horse.

That could take me awhile. So you pull up and my cousins and my siblings are sort of like, Well, you know, you want to come in and take your bride, lets go. Whats in it for us? Theres a couple things Do they take Amazon gift cards? They will take Amazon gift cards. Come on.

Lets work on it. Once he crosses the barrier and my family has decided that they have been paid enough, you can come in. Okay. Now, its wedding time.

In South Indian tradition, the bride and groom dont see each other before certain rituals are performed. In American weddings, people come down the aisle and its a big moment when the groom watches his bride come down. So we asked Harshs parents if it would be fine if they would let us see each other, so we could have that visual. Arent you glad were going to look at each other? (Music playing) Sonya is escorted into the ceremony by her brothers underneath a Chaadar, or sheet made from her mothers wedding Sari.

So its really nice to come in with some of your moms blessings and a little bit of history. Bit of a tension in there. You try to kind of angle to get the garland on first and whoever gets their garland on first is supposed to have the power, the upper-hand in the marriage. (Woman speaking in Hindi) Sonya and Harsh are now separated by the Terasalla, a curtain, for the remainder of the ceremony.

The Jeelakarra Bellam is the main event at South Indian weddings. The couple takes a paste of bitter and sweet herbs and places their hands on each others heads. The different flavors are meant to represent the joys and struggles of life. Now the curtain can be removed.

(Crowd cheers) I do pronounce you husband and wife. (Crowd cheers) The wedding is like a new start in life. Its an amazing thing to be able to open up and be like, Im taking on a new set of parents and Im going to love and respect them just as much as I love and respect my own parents. Sonya and Harsh pulled off their wedding with a fusion and a twist and the absence of a kiss..

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Monday, December 25, 2017

The Unexpected Beauty Of A Mormon WeddingWorld Wide WedRefinery29



This is Melissa and this is Sergio. They're Mormon. Mormon is a nickname for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Marriage and family are important because they believe family can be together forever in the afterlife.

An important part of creating an Eternal Family is getting married in a temple. Id say the greatest things that I prioritize in my life is looking for opportunities to serve God and thats something I can do with Sergio and thats also something he wants. He was a very steady friend and wed both been in and out of lots of relationships that always ended. Sergio would always make comments like, When are you going to realize that we should just date? And I would just laugh because I was like, Oh, were friends.

Finally last summer, he asked me, So when do we just get married? And for the first time my response was, "Wait, what if that actually worked? After the age of 16, dating in the Mormon religion is encouraged but theres no sex until marriage. 66% Of Mormon adults are married compared with only 52% of U.S. Adults overall. Mormons are also considered more fertile.

They have 3.4 Children compared to the national average of 2.1. Melissa and Sergio believe that they will be united with their family in Heaven. In order to participate in Temple ordinances, including for a wedding, each member has to be recommended meeting with a local ecclesiastical leader, your Bishop, counseling with them and meeting the various requirements that establish worthiness and maturity to understand what youre taking upon yourself when you enter a temple. To marry or attend a ceremony in the Temple, you have to follow a bunch of rules including: being a member of the church, abstaining from premarital sex, being free from drugs and alcohol, paying 10% of your income to the Church, and wearing temple garments.

Temple garments are worn by all adults, including Sergio and Melissa, as personal reminders of the promises theyve made to God. Theyre worn at all times except for exercising and bathing. Immediately after Sergio and I got engaged, we realized our family and our close friends would not be able to be at our marriage ceremony. I talked to my Dad and he expressed that he was sad that he wouldnt be able to be there.

You got two intelligent people coming together and forging their way through life. A few weeks later he said he was going to try to be there. I was like, Uh, Dad, you know what that means? Thats a lot of sacrifices. He hasand relativeswhen we get together sometimes will have a glass of wine and thats part of the health code is that we dont drink alcohol.

Theres an undergarment that we wear to remind us of the promises that we make when we go to the Temple. So he started to wear those. He said he was sure he wanted to do it. Im really grateful that hes going to be able to be there.

Oh my gosh! Ahh! I needed to come and see you before your actual wedding. So Im like, Ahh! I dont feel stressed. I feel Ive waited a long time for this and I also know that shes the best person for me. Yay, lets go! The wedding ceremony is the most sacred ritual in Mormonism and isnt allowed to be filmed or spoken of in detail outside the Temple.

This can make the wedding, or Sealing Ceremony, seem mysterious or shrouded in secrecy. But to Mormons, its just sacred, not secret. After the 30 minute ceremony, Sergio and Melissa emerge from the Temple, their souls sealed together forever. Seeing you come out of the Temple, I didnt realize how emotional I would be.

Congratulations. (Guests cheering) Through prayer, lots of communication, and by following the rules of the church, Melissa and Sergio are on their way to creating their Eternal Family..

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Friday, December 22, 2017

The Deep Meaning Behind An Orthodox Jewish WeddingWorld Wide WedRefinery29



I think Orthodox just means following the Torah, what it says. Every experience that I go through has a piece of my religion in it. It always connects back to my religion. I just live my life surrounded by God.

The torah, the Jewish bible, begins with the letter Bet and ends with the letter Lamed. Together, they spell, "the heart." This is the wedding story of Hadassa and Zeev, a young Jewish Orthodox couple from Baltimore. In two days, they will be married. Judaism is practiced by nearly 14.4 Million people.

More than two-thirds of adult Orthodox Jews are married, compared to about half of other Jewish adults. Orthodox Judaism requires adherence to the ancient laws of the Torah in every aspect of life. Tradition is important. Um...

Yes is the answer. Its a concept that may seem old-fashioned to the secular world, but here its a way of life as fresh as homemade challah, a special Jewish bread. When you do the sugar, as you pour it in, just have a little intention. What do you think? Sweetness in life.

Sweetness in life. Im a person that really likes tradition. I think it gives a lot of clarity and it gives you connection. I think its very special to do what people did before you.

Im just watching you. Its amazing. In two days, Hadassa is marrying a man she's never held hands with, let alone kissed. We started dating this past June.

Dont freak out, guys. Im a religious Jew, so I dont really talk to guys until Im ready to date. Okay Zeev. The big day! Two more days! Alright.

As the big day quickly approaches, Zeev makes final preparations. How often do women get their hair cut? Every four to six weeks. Yeah? Men and women dont really talk too much unless theyre dating. We only date when were ready to get married.

I knew from the first date that I wanted to marry her. It was definitely love at first sight, at least for me. You know, hes pretty cute. For most Jewish couples, they dont see each other the week before the wedding.

You write notes, you send gifts but you dont talk. For Zeev and Hadassa, absence makes the heart grow fonder and serves as a final opportunity to work on themselves as individuals. The Tallit is a special prayer shawl worn by married men during morning prayer. The day before the wedding, Zeevs father shows him how to tie it for the first time.

Hadassa is so pure in her love for Hashem and her love for God. I see that and I want to be more, I want to do better, I want to be a better Jew. Shes so great. I hope theres a lot of giggling in their marriage.

Because thats an important thing. (Producer) Do you giggle often together? Uh, sporadically. We made it! You got the whole suite to yourself. You want to take the card? According to the Jewish Orthodox faith, a couples wedding day is one of the holiest days of their lives and they are considered to be closer to God.

Today is Hadassas own personal Yom Kippur, or day of atonement, and she is freed of all transgressions and wrongdoings something the people in her community are here to honor. Because of her divine status on this day, she bestows and receives blessings from loved ones. Its here that she will receive Zeev and see him for the first time in seven days. But first, there are a few things he must agree to.

It says in the contract, I will take care of her. I will support her. All sorts of lovely things. But it does not say, I will do the dishes.

Oh, okay. Under Jewish law, the ketubah solidifies the promises Zeev is making to his future wife. Laid to witness by more experienced generations. The bride and grooms mothers break a plate to make it legal.

Mazel tov! Zeev is ready to meet his bride at the bedeken, a traditional veiling ceremony. Zeev veils Hadassa as a sign of respect to her modesty and privacy during this holy time. He offers her a blessing and his heart. The wedding ceremony begins under the chuppah, a marriage canopy which symbolizes the home they will grow together.

The bride then circles the groom seven times to break down any walls or barriers between them. I think my perspective on marriage definitely has to do with my faith. The way we see people getting married is that their spouse is the other half of their soul. A shared sip of wine and a ring join them together.

A broken glass seals the deal. When I get to hold my wife's hand for the first time, I will be jumping for joy. Surrounded by their friends, family, and God, Hadassa and Zeev are married at last. And finally, they can have some alone time.

Behind closed doors, Hadassa and Zeev spend their first 15 minutes alone in the yichud, or seclusion room, an act that symbolizes their newly married state. Ladies and gentlemen, lets welcome Mr. And Mrs. Zeev and Hadassa Beleck.

(Cheering) Although men and women dance separately to avoid touching the opposite gender, its a requirement for all to bring joy to the bride and the groom, a commandment the guests take very seriously. After today, Hadassa and Zeev will have a special place in the community. What lies ahead is a series of firsts and they will rely on their faith to guide them. Todays world is very topsy-turvy and morals are a little skewed.

In Jewish married life, we gain from the wisdom of the past. And it doesnt mean that were not innovative but it means that within the bounds of the past, we can move towards the future..

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Tuesday, December 19, 2017

The Best Dressed Royal Wedding Guests



Millions of people across the world tuned
in on Saturday, May 19th, 2018 to see American actress Meghan Markle marry Prince Harry. As usual, the extended royal family attended
the wedding, but Markle's close connections to Hollywood also meant that the event featured
quite a few well-known American celebrities as well. All of the guests dove deep into British fashion
for the event, pulling out all the stops with regal suits and elaborate fascinators and
accessories. Here are some of the best dressed attendees.

George and Amal Clooney The Clooneys were definitely among the most
fashionable at the royal wedding, with Amal looking absolutely stunning in a mustard yellow
custom Stella McCartney dress and matching fascinator, complete with a bejeweled veil. George didn't go with quite as bold of a color
choice as his wife, but he did match her in a light grey suit and a light yellow tie. Meghan and Amal reportedly became friends
once Meghan moved to the United Kingdom, with a People source saying that the pair have
a number of shared interests. Luckily for Markle, her new digs will keep
her friend close, with the Clooneys settling down with their young twins in a home just
a 30-minute drive away from Windsor Castle.

Pippa Middleton She had an important part to play in the last
royal wedding as the maid of honor to her sister Kate, and even though this time around
Pippa Middleton was just attending as a guest, she didn't let her fashion sense slip. Middleton looked fabulous in a simple, light
green floral dress as she arrived with her husband, James Matthews. Middleton's dress is actually available online
for anyone who wants to get her look, although you'll need to drop a cool $695 at The Fold
in London for the privilege. Priyanka Chopra The Quantico actress and friend of Meghan
Markle had a bit of a scare shortly before the royal wedding, sharing on Instagram that
her dress still wasn't ready just the night before the event.

Luckily, everything ended up coming together
and Priyanka Chopra wound up looking like a princess herself in a grey Vivienne Westwood
dress and airy Philip Treacy hat. Chopra also had a pretty, spring-like makeup
look, courtesy of Pati Dubroff, who highlighted Chopra's look on her Instagram. Lady Kitty Spencer Forest green is not a color you often see
in high fashion, but Lady Kitty Spencer made a pretty convincing argument for it with her
royal wedding dress. Spencer, the niece of the late Princess Diana,
wore a dark green Dolce & Gabbana dress with a floral skirt and a feathered matching fascinator.

The picture of grace and elegance, she accompanied
her ensemble with orange shoes, tuned to match the flowers on her dress. Oprah Winfrey Of course Oprah scored an invite to the royal
wedding. The queen of the entertainment world looked
regal in a pale pink Stella McCartney dress, complete with matching pumps and a flowered
hat courtesy of designer Philip Treacy. The actress looked absolutely stunning in
her dress, although, as it turns out, she nearly had a fashion faux pas take over her
day.

As Oprah's close friend Gayle King revealed
during her commentary on CBS' This Morning, Oprah had initially planned to wear a cream
dress to the wedding, but realized the day before that the dress was a little bit too
close to bridal white. Abigail Spencer Markle's Suits co-stars were some of the fashion
stars of the royal wedding. Abigail Spencer, who played Dana "Scottie"
Scott on the series, looked fabulous and served up some 1930s vibes in a blue polka-dot dress
from Alessandra Rich, accessorizing with a floral fascinator. Gina Torres Another one of Markle's former Suits co-stars,
Gina Torres looked absolutely stunning in a red and white Costarellos dress, along with
a matching nude clutch and fedora.

The actress was all smiles on the happy day,
and she has a lot to celebrate: She's about to get her own Suits spin-off on USA. Kate Middleton She gave birth to her third child with Prince
William just a month ago, but that didn't stop Kate Middleton from looking fabulous
at the royal wedding. The Duchess of Cambridge showed up to the
wedding in a primrose yellow silk tailored coat from Alexander McQueen. She completed her ensemble with a Philip Treacy
hat and Jimmy Choo shoes.

McQueen was also the designer Middleton wore
for her own wedding in 2011. Sofia Wellesley Many on social media were surprised to see
that singer James Blunt scored an invite to the royal wedding, but it was really his wife,
Sofia Wellesley, who stole the show. Wellesley looked stunning in a floral Valentino
gown, complete with strappy heels and a cream fascinator. Wellesley, a British socialite, married the
"Beautiful" singer in 2014.

David Beckham Victoria Beckham is usually the fashion queen,
and although she looked fabulous in a navy suit at the royal wedding, it was her husband
David who really stood out. David looked dapper in a grey vest and long
black suit, while Victoria paired her long dress with bright red heels and a dark blue
fascinator. This isn't the first royal wedding the Beckhams
have attended: they were also at Prince William's wedding to Kate Middleton in 2011. Serena Williams Markle's longtime friend Serena Williams was
dazzling at the wedding ceremony in a draped pink Versace dress and a matching statement
fascinator.

The tennis star reportedly had to pull out
of the Italian Open in Rome in order to attend the ceremony, although she'll be back on the
court soon enough: she is scheduled to play in the French Open, beginning on May 27th. Doria Ragland Markle's father Thomas was unable to attend
the wedding due to health issues, but her mother, Doria Ragland, was present and definitely
stole the show. Ragland, a yoga instructor and social worker
in Los Angeles, wore a custom light green dress and coat designed by the creative directors
of Oscar de la Renta. She wore shoes from Aquazzura and a hat by
Stephen Jones.

Meghan Markle Of course, the absolute best dressed at the
royal wedding was the bride herself. People have been speculating about Markle's
dress since the engagement was announced, and she did not disappoint, picking an ivory
Givenchy stunner. Markle looked timeless and elegant, accessorizing
her dress with a 16 and a half foot veil and letting the train trail behind her as she
made her slow and regal walk down the aisle. Markle also wore Queen Mary's diamond tiara,
loaned to her by Queen Elizabeth the second.

Markle's dress was fairly understated against
the regal trappings of the wedding, and she was praised for going with a more simplistic
fashion choice. Vanessa Friedman wrote in The New York Times, "It was not a Cinderella choice, not one that
spoke of fantasy or old-fashioned fairy tales, but one that placed the woman proudly front
and center." Thanks for watching! Click The List icon to subscribe to our YouTube
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Saturday, December 16, 2017

Sofia Vergara on Her Fairy Tale Wedding



- Thanks for being here, pal.
- Oh, thank you for having me. - I'm sorry I couldn't make
the wedding--I appreciate-- - You're not really sorry. - No, I am.
[Audience laughter] - But why didn't you make
a little more effort to go? It's not like they not holding the production for you
for one day. - They can't ho--I have to do
a show every single day, and you had it--if you would
have had it in town, but you had it in Florida.

- She's talking, like,
really fast so I don't-- [audience laughter] - We...Would have gone...
If you would've had it...Here. Why'd you have it--
- I was going to bring you your gift bag. - Well, why didn't you? People had gift bags?
[Audience laughter] - Yeah, the people that went. [Audience laughter] And--but it's okay, I gave it
to somebody else in my house.

[Audience laughter] - No, but I saw some pictures.
It looked beautiful, and it was big! There were like
400 people there. - Eh, yes, it was like,
you know-- It was my family
and closest friends. Um...And--
[audience laughter] - You have--
[audience laughter] That's a big family.
- But, no-- [cheers and applause] Ah, my Manolo, yeah, my son.
- And your son. - He was very excited
to give me away.

- Look how beautiful that is!
- Yeah. It was like a dr--
like a fairy tale. Like, it came out perfectly like
how I wanted, I have to say. The people that worked helping
me do the wedding, amazing.

- It's hard to plan something
that's not here, too. You can't really see the set.
You can't see anything until you're there. - But I knew what I wanted,
so, like-- It was--
- Look how tough she is. "But I knew what I wanted!"
[Audience laughter] [audience laughter] - I knew I wanted you to come, but I guess I wasn't
good enough for you.

- Aw, no!
Audience: Aw! Oh, that--
- Were you intimidated because of the dancing
that was gonna go on there? - Yes, I was.
[Audience laughter] - You do your little
dancing here, but-- - [laughs]
[audience laughter] - You--I knew--
I had a feeling you thought you were not going to
be able to like, measure up with
the Latin people. [Audience laughter] - But there were also
American people there. I married an American, so--
- Right. And how long did
the reception go to? Like, what was the latest?
- Eh, like 6:00 in the morning.

- Ooh!
- Yeah. - We had, like, a party, and then we had
an after party. Was everybody drunk?
Like, everybody got drunk? - Eh, no, not everybody. - Like, the whole cast
of "Modern Family" was there.

- Yeah, they were there.
They were tipsy. [Audience laughter] Even Ed O'Neill went. - Who?
- Ed-- [audience laughter] - Ay, look at him there! You have the pictures of us. - [Indistinct]
- Ay...

'Cause we have all
the pictures ready to go. Look at everybody.
- Oh, look at them. - Yeah. - No, they had a great time,
I think.

- Yeah.
Well, I bet they did. It looked amazing.
- Yeah, we had a great time. A lot of food,
a lot of flowers. A lot of, like, nice people.

You missed a very good party.
- I did..

Sofia Vergara on Her Fairy Tale Wedding

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Sharing Your Wedding Day with Your SiblingPart 1



Every girl dreams of her wedding
day when all of her family and friends shower her with love and
tell her how beautiful she is. However, one bride decided to share
her big day with her brother. >> Not marry him, but just stick with it. That's right.

An Alabama bride named Amy was
getting ready to toss her bouquet when she faked out her guests and handed
her flowers to her brother's girlfriend. Her brother then got on one knee and
proposed. Amy said that getting to share
her wedding with her brother was one of the most special days of her life. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> That's so sweet.

>> I love that. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Ladies, have you ever been as generous
on your big day as Amy was? I think it's bomb. I'm down for any two for one deal, man. Are you kidding me,
like you get your whole family there.

You don't miss out on the photography. You got video there, so
everything is captured in one moment. It's good. >> I'm glad they planned it instead of the
brother doing it on his own because some people do that.

You know they wait until the reception and then kind of like, because the sister
already knew about it and they planned it. The only thing I wanted was for
the sister to have, I mean for the bride to have another bouquet for
the single ladies. [CROSSTALK]
>> You're right. [CROSSTALK]
>> Wait, wait, why do you feel bad for them? >> Because you know it's customary that
>> No, no, those bitches got dating apps,
they're fine.

[LAUGH]
>> We're good. We're good. >> There are women who
will look forward to that. They'll fight.

>> Really? >> Yes.
>> Wait, do you guys Women,
do you actually take it seriously? I did.
That tradition? I did and I caught it and I got married. So, I believe in it. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Yes, I did. Wait, did you know this? No, that's the tradition Jeanie.

That's what they say you know, usually
>> I thought it was I guess I thought it was just for fun. Wait did you like throw in,
like did you go in there and push? >> Yes.
There was a time you guys, there was a time in my life where I
actually would run away from the bouquet. I didn't want it, you'll see those girls,
but then when I was ready, I was ready and guess where I caught it? >> Where?
>> I caught it at my sister's wedding. >> My God.

>> I did, and she was the next. >> Yes! Yeah!
>> I didn't know this, that's awesome. >> I caught mine at my best friend's. No, I didn't
>> Did you give that back? >> I was like why is this in my hands? >> No I'd be like deflecting it,
I'd be like hell no.

>> Wait Lonnie,
did you attempt to catch it at my wedding? No, you were the DJ. You were the MC. >> I was the DJ, the MC,
the waiter, the security guard. >> [LAUGH]
>> [APPLAUSE] >> But Revon caught it.

My friend, Revon who sang when I
walked down the aisle actually won it. >> You girls took is serious. >> They took it very serious. The garden toss is what's not,
because guys, they're the ones like no.

>> My cousin Caleb got the garter. >> Yeah, but
the bouquet toss is important so..

Sharing Your Wedding Day with Your SiblingPart 1

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Royal Wedding Drama



As the Royal Wedding correspondent and
the Royal Wedding is only a few days away. It is my job to keep everyone up to
date of the latest breaking news, thank you Jeannie. And y'all Meghan Merkle's family is causing her some royal pains
right before her wedding to Prince Harry. According to TMZ,
Mergan's uninvited extended family have decided that they wanna
get their royal on, too.

Meghan's nephew Tyler, and his brother
Thomas, along with the mother, Tracy. And Meghan's half-brother
Thomas Merkle Jr., All T's. They all arrived at
London's Heathrow Airport yesterday, >> I can't. >> With the luggage in tow,
look at all that luggage [CROSSTALK].

>> Where they going? Well, reportedly they are scheduled to be special correspondents on Good Morning
Britain to dish the details about Meghan. They don't know nothing about that girl,
but gonna be talking about her, okay?! >> Exactly.
>> [APPLUASE] >> Ladies, do you think that they're gonna try and crash the wedding? >> Yes, but I have a word to the outlets
and the people that are gonna be watching something like Good Morning
Britain, like Lonnie just said, if these people actually knew her,
they would never be on a show like that. >> I know.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> If they actually knew her, and loved her, and were a real family. No, do you actually know the person? >> They would've been invited.

>> Girl, my family would never. >> They invited strangers and
didn't invite them, so that lets you know right there. >> But their behavior now, to me,
they're exposing themselves. >> Yes.

>> Mm-Hm
>> Now, I know why she doesn't talk to them. >> Mmm.
>> They seem to be jealous. >> Money Hungry.
>> Money hungry, desperate. >> It's something going on.
>> I know, why would you do that to your family.

>> It could also just be
a really proud family. >> No.
>> No. >> Vietnamese people are really,
let me tell by our. >> [LAUGH]
>> If you put a Vietnamese, let alone an Asian person
in the Royal house, you get all of my country over there like,
I am Vietnamese, I your cousin.

Over here. I'm telling you,
my family would be there in a second. >> You family wouldn't talk
bad about you in the press. These people talked bad about her first,
then they tried to flip the script.

And begged to be invited, then when they
saw that she didn't get back at them, now they're like well,
we're gonna go [CROSSTALK] >> I got some more, I got some more news. >> Right?
>> Cuz the family drama doesn't stop there. As if Meghan didn't have enough to deal
with, her daddy, Thomas Markle, right? He has bowed out of the wedding,
>> And won't be walking her down the aisle, y'all, after the Daily Mail
reported that he and Meghan's half sister, Samantha, see that's the one that
be doing all the stuff, Samantha. >> Samantha.
Right? She reportedly staged paparazzi
pictures to sell to news organizations.

>> Shady.
So Thomas told TMC, he'd rather not embarrass his
daughter anymore on the big. Now, this is what happened you all. The paparazzi was taking pictures,
reportedly, of Thomas, that where he was looking drunk and
disheveled. So what they tried to do,
Samantha and him, was try to make his self look
good a couple of days before.

So they, staged some paparazzi photos
with him like reading, you know, Good Morning Britain and
all this kind of stuff. >> [LAUGH]
>> Yeah. >> And then they called him out on it,
so now he's embarrassed. So he just said forget it, but
reportedly Meghan is devastated.

Because now,
who's gonna walk her down the aisle? >> Her mother.
>> Her mom. >> Her mom. >> Now, her mom could walk her down,
it could be Prince Charles, because that would look like
a support from the family. It also could be Prince Phillip,
but Price Phillip is too, he's not doing very well, also,
she could walk down the aisle by herself.

>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Yes. >> I walked down the aisle by myself. >> Yes, or judging the way her family is. >> Also real quick, they got seven page documents on telling
people how to come to the wedding.

There is no phones, how to go to the bathroom, and
no swords, okay, no swords. [CROSSTALK] No swords, don't ask why..

Royal Wedding Drama

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Ranking The Royal Wedding Dresses From Worst To First



When Prince Harry announced his marriage to
Meghan Markle, there was a ton of speculation about just what kind of wedding dress her
royal highness-to-be would choose. Would she opt for an elegant Alexander McQueen
gown, like Kate Middleton? Or might she choose a piece that paid homage
to Harry's late mother, Princess Diana? Others wondered if she'd go a completely different
route and choose something totally untraditional to celebrate the spirit of her union. In the end, she seemed to find a happy medium
between classic and contemporary with her choice of a stunning Givenchy gown. Like many of her bridal predecessors, Markle's
wedding attire was meant to be remembered in the context of royal history, so let's
take a look back at all the recent regal wedding gowns, starting with the worst and working
our way back up to the best.

Epic proportions Princess Diana, the people's princess, was
a fashion icon who used her love of color to signal her approachability and ditched
the stuffy gloves so she could hold other people's hands. As the budding bride of Charles, the heir
apparent, her wedding was of immense interest to the entire world, which meant her dress
had to be a sight worth tuning in for. As David Emanuel, designer of the famous dress,
told Entertainment Tonight: "This dress had to be young and sweet, but
it also had to be glam because she was going to be a royal princess. She couldn't do a quiet-looking, low-key little
gown" Her gown featured a record-breaking 25-foot-long
train, which was embroidered by hand with pearls and sequins.

While the dress certainly made a statement,
it hasn't exactly held up by most modern fashion standards, which makes it no surprise that
her daughters-in-law didn't opt to emulate that sprawling design with their own nuptial
gowns. All that fabric still gets lugged around a
lot, though, because it makes for a popular museum attraction! Royal blue Whether you're the most ardent Anglophile
or just a casual fan of Netflix's The Crown, chances are you've heard of King Edward VIII's
abdication of the throne to marry Wallis Simpson. Their star-crossed love story was practically
made for television. The couple reportedly met while she was married
and he was still a prince, and the two entered into a relationship shortly before Edward
became king.

But being king meant he wouldn't be able to
marry Simpson, the American socialite who was a two-time divorcee. So, less than a year after taking the throne,
Edward stepped away from his royal responsibilities in order to marry her. Although this didn't exactly sit well with
the Windsor family, Edward was given a new title as the Duke of Windsor and spent the
rest of his life with the woman he loved, after marrying her in a private ceremony in
France in 1937. The black and white photos of the day make
Simpson's dress appear white or cream, but her dress was actually a simple silk Mainbocher
gown made of a custom color that would later be called "Wallis Blue." Considering it was her third trip down the
aisle, Simpson opted for a very low-key and unfussy ensemble that made it very clear this
was not the typical royal wedding ceremony.

Not that there was any confusion about that,
of course. Over sized Although Sarah "Fergie" Ferguson's name became
synonymous with scandal back in the late 2000s, her royal wedding to Prince Andrew in 1986
was a pretty blissful affair. "That is incredible because it doesn't seem
that long ago." "It is. Look at my face.

Looong." Though Ferguson was feisty even then, her
wedding dress was somewhat typical of the late '80s. Lindka Cierach, an African-born British fashion
designer, created the dress made of ivory satin with large shoulder pads and incorporated
a ton of beading work. Ferguson's dress was basically a scrapbook
of embroidery documenting her relationship with Andrew, from the heart shapes that signified
their love, to the anchors and waves, which represented Andrew's naval career. Plus there were beaded bumblebees and thistles
to represent Ferguson's family crest and the train, which was 17 feet long and featured
the couple's initials on top of everything else.

That's a lot of dress for an already large
personality. Part turtleneck The '70s was a weird era for fashion, so Princess
Anne, Queen Elizabeth II's only daughter, could chalk up her wedding dress choice to
the zany time period when she married Captain Mark Phillips. Even by that standard, though, Anne's gown
was still pretty peculiar. The princess chose a design by Maureen Baker,
who, at the time, was the head designer for the brand Susan Small.

The Tudor-style gown featured piping on the
bodice and a high neckline, which basically made it look like an oversized turtleneck
sweater. On top of that, the ballooned Medieval sleeves
tapered at the wrists were another interesting choice. Despite its oddities, however, the dress still
somehow managed to be quite flattering to the princess. Flight attendant Princess Anne's first marriage to Captain
Mark Phillips started to dissolve in 1989 and the two were divorced by 1992.

Later that same year, the princess married
Commander Timothy Laurence. Although Anne's wedding dress this time was
much simpler than the medieval Maureen Baker creation, it was still a turtleneck, seriously. Anne wore the very modest suit, which stopped
at the knee, with a matching white jacket and black shoes, making her look a bit like
a flight attendant. Cap feather When Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles
finally wed in 2005, Bowles picked an appropriate outfit for the occasion: a white chiffon gown
paired with a light blue and gold damask dress coat.

The coat, made by Robinson Valentine, featured
a tasteful amount of gold embroidery throughout, including a design around the collar which
matched her gold feather headdress. While Bowles undoubtedly looked lovely, the
dramatic headdress was a little on the distracting side. A veil would not have made sense with her
ensemble, of course, but perhaps a smaller headpiece would've been a more fitting accompaniment
to her big day look. Of course, it wouldn't be the last time her
taste in hats would distract from an otherwise fine wedding day ensemble.

Simply '90s When Prince Edward, the Queen's youngest son,
wed Sophie Rhys-Jones in 1999, their vows were exchanged in front of 200 million TV
viewers. And although her dress was very indicative
of the '90s thanks to those shoulder pads, her v-neck gown could easily be refashioned
for today. From far away, Rhys-Jones' gown seems pretty
minimalist, other than the long veil, but there is a lot more to this ensemble than
meets the eye. Part of the gown was made of hand-dyed silk
organza and it was also embellished with a whopping 325,000 pearls and crystal beads,
which meant this wedding gown was definitely fit for Rhys-Jones' new title as the Countess
of Wessex.

Timeless elegance Ahead of Meghan Markle's big day, there was
a lot of speculation about which designer the former Suits actress would wear, and in
the end, Markle opted for a gleaming white silk A-line gown with three-quarter-sleeves
and a delicate off-the-shoulder neckline. The classic piece was paired with a 16-foot
silk veil with hand-embroidered flowers from each of the 53 Commonwealth countries, and
she also donned a tiara belonging to Queen Mary. While some royal wedding viewers thought Markle's
bridal gown was a bit understated, others were impressed by the new Duchess' decision
to keep it simple, and only time will tell how the look holds up for future generations
of royal watchers. Lace up These days, Queen Elizabeth is known for her
brightly colored outfits.

Whether she's donning pink or a lime green
suit, she certainly doesn't shy away from making bold fashion statements. Although her use of color has evolved over
time, the Queen seems to have always had an eye for style, and her own wedding dress selection
was no exception. Although it's probably not a dress you'd say
yes to today, it's still pretty amazing, especially for having been made in 1947. Designed by Norman Hartnell and inspired by
Sandro Botticelli's Primavera, the then-princess' ivory-colored satin dress was embroidered
in a floral pattern with silver thread.

The dress was also embellished with white
seed pearls imported from the United States and had a long silk tulle train attached at
the shoulders. Maybe her look was a bit extra, but what else
could one expect from the budding Queen of the commonwealth? Keeping classy Princess Margaret, Queen Elizabeth's sister,
married fashion photographer Antony Armstrong-Jones in 1960. Their big day was the first royal wedding
ever broadcast on television and it pulled in about 300 million viewers. And while she may have been hoping to say
"I do" to Peter Townsend before their engagement was doused by royal tradition, Margaret didn't
disappoint.

Norman Hartnell, the same designer who created
Queen Elizabeth's stunning gown, created Margaret's. Although the princess' dress incorporated
silk organza much like the Queen's, it was much simpler overall but still looked like
the quintessential princess dress. The full skirt alone required over 30 meters
of fabric, and even more phenomenal was Margaret's dramatic tiara. Designed for Lady Poltimore in the 1870s,
it looked more like it was made for her.

True self Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding
was the event of the decade, since he's second in line to assume the throne and has been
popular since his childhood, so the expectation for the Duchess of Cambridge to impress was
very high. Luckily, her decadent gown ended up being
a fashion victory. The bodice was inspired by Victorian-era corsets,
and the silk bottom of her gown was made to resemble a blooming flower, a detail that
could only be seen when the 9-foot-long train was lifted. Middleton's lace sleeves were also a great
touch and followed the tradition of some of the royal brides before her.

If Kate hadn't already stolen everyone's hearts
before marrying her Prince, she certainly won the world over as the picture perfect,
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Monday, December 4, 2017

Pokmon Go Ruined My Wedding



<I>>>DEARLY BELOVED,</i> WE ARE GATHERED HERE. TODAY TO WITNESS THE. UNION OF MARK WOODHOUSE. AND PAMELA MULLIN.

IN HOLY MATRIMONY. IF ANYONE CAN SHOW JUST. CAUSE WHY THEY SHOULD NOT. BE LAWFULLY JOINED TOGETHER, LET THEM SPEAK NOW.

OR FOREVER HOLD- >>WAIT! >>[GASPS]  >>DAD? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>THERE'S A PIKACHU HERE. >>[CROWD GASPS]  >>CATCH IT! <I>>></i> NO<i> ,</i> HEY, THIS. IS OUR WEDDING. STOP PLAYING POKMON GO.

>>I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, SHOW SOME RESPECT. >>ARE YOU PLAYING TOO? >>NOPE, JUST SPEED. READING OUR VOWS. CAUGHT IT! I CAUGHT- CAUGHT OUR.

VOWS IN MY HEART. I'M SORRY, WHERE WERE WE? >>YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. >>I HAVE SERIOUS FOMO. >>OKAY, EVERYONE JUST.

PUT YOUR PHONES AWAY. <I>PLEASE?</I> <i>>>LET'S PROCEED.</I> <i>>>SORRY, I'M SORRY.</I> >>WHO GIVES THIS WOMAN TO. BE MARRIED TO THIS MAN? >>I DO. >>IT'S A MR.

MIME! >>CATCH IT! >>WHAT? NO, I'M NOT A POKMON. STOP TRYING TO CATCH ME. >>WAIT, NO. THERE REALLY IS A MR.

MIME HERE IN THE GAME. >>THEN CATCH IT! >>I CAUGHT IT! I CAUGHT IT! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! >>DON'T THROW THE RICE NOW! >>SWEET GLORY. I DO LOOK LIKE MR. MIME.

THAT EXPLAINS WHY PEOPLE KEEP. THROWING POK BALLS AT ME, OR. ROCKS PAINTED LIKE POK BALLS. >>OKAY, GUYS.

I'M TRYING TO GET MARRIED HERE. >>YES, THIS IS MY. DAUGHTER'S SPECIAL DAY, AND AS HER FATHER, IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY. TO MAKE SURE SHE'S AS- [THUMPING SOUND] <i>>>OH!</I> >>I CAUGHT IT! >>YAY! [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]  >>GOOD FOR YOU! >>[CLEARS THROAT] NOW THEN, UM, REPEAT AFTER ME.

I TAKE YOU TO BE MY. LAWFULLY WEDDED- >>PIDGEY! >>CATCH IT- HOLD UP. I THINK EVERYONE'S CAUGHT, LIKE, A THOUSAND PIDGEYS BY NOW. >>I STILL NEED ONE.

>>GIRL, THEN YOU. CATCH YOU A PIDGEY! >>[GRUNTS] >>YEAH! >>NO, DON'T CATCH IT. GUYS, THIS IS A WEDDING. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT.

POKMON GO IS CAUSING. ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS? >>IT'S TRUE. I CAUGHT A GHOST POKMON. BY MY GRANDPA'S GRAVE, AND NOW I'M PRETTY SURE HIS.

SPIRIT'S TRAPPED IN MY PHONE. >>YEAH, AND I ACCIDENTALLY. MARRIED SOMEONE TO A BULBASAUR. >>I KEEP FINDING DEAD BODIES.

>>YEAH, PEOPLE KEEP. FINDING MY DEAD BODIES. >>SEE? SO, THIS GAME'S NOT AS. GREAT AS EVERYONE THINKS.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST CALM DOWN? >>THERE IS A CHARIZARD NEARBY. >>[CROWD GASPS]  >>NO, DON'T MOVE. UNTIL WE'RE DONE. >>OKAY, OKAY.

>>WELL, UM... [CLEARS THROAT] THEN I NOW PRONOUNCE. YOU MAN AND BULBASAUR. LET'S GO! >>[CROWD SCREAMS EXCITEDLY]  >>COME ON, MR.

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Pokmon Go Ruined My Wedding

Friday, December 1, 2017

OFFLINETV RUINS WEDDING Ft. Pokelawls, Disguised Toast, Pokimane, LilyPichu and Scarra



Chris: When I asked Poke to MC and DJ at my wedding. I kind of knew what I was getting myself into but I had no idea. I-... Nothing could prepare me for yesterday's wedding; nothing.

(...) Poke: It was pretty bad. Scarra: First of all, I'm in Toronto right now. Toronto, Calif- (!) ...Canada and I'm here for Chris Chan's wedding He's my manager, one of my close friend for a long time and... Poke: I'm here to MC and DJ for Chris's wedding And I have no idea how to do both of those jobs so...

(Please save me) Scarra: Of course like, who in the right mind would choose Poke.... To MC a wedding (O_____O) Poke: I'm gonna try to IRL stream while I'm working at the wedding. It'll be honestly a nightmare, but really fun. (  ) Scarra: I always come back, but at this time is like for real.

I'm not coming back What?! WHAT?! Lily: Uh, Poke is MC-ing or something, right? I think it'll go fine~ Alright, where do you want to land? Have you ever played this game? Scarra: No, I never played this game, ever. Okay. Scarra: I'm feeling good, dude. I just- I'm ready to get started.

I'll have to say a speech I have to go up there and look good... And I do that every day. Okay... This is uh- Disguised Toast Poki: Nice to meet you! Toast: Nice to meet you.

I'm thinking of converting to PUBG streaming. (Really?) Yeah, no more Hearthstone. PUBG's so much fun, right? It's fun. I-I still play it when I'm playing Hearthstone.

Can we air this right after the wedding? Toast: Of course. I- Quits Hearthstone, clickbait title, that's how you get the views. Chris: I think Toast will like it there, right? Toast: Ya, maybe. Sounds like a lot fun Once Didn't like it.

Nah because when you room with your friends You realize all the little things That they do that irritates you and it just builds up over time and you start hating them I don't why- ...I don't want to start hating Chris. Chris: Yeah, Scarra like f*** God he gets on my nerves all the f***ing time I don't know about you Fed. Poki: I can touch my tongue to my nose. And this is my greatest talent in life I literally can't do anything else.

Poke: You can touch your nose with your tongue? Poki: Yeah! Try it. Poke: Really?! Poki: Try it! It's not as easy as it may look. Lol Skill. As you wear these rings will you find them reminders of an endless love which shall grow more meaningful with each passing day.

Christopher and Rebecca we have heard your promise to share your lives in marriage We recognize and respect the covenant of marriage you have here this day Before each one of us as witnesses Therefore... By virtue the power vested in me by the Ontario Act, it is now my honor and pleasure to declare your new status as husband and wife! Woohoo! (Clapping) Chris: Yeah, I cried my balls out er- my eyes out, ha. Same Scarra: All-..All I know is that the walk, can we do like a dumb dance or something and I'm just like- Toast: You wanna practice with me. <3 Chris: So we're starting our first dance and...

Everything was going really well. Lilly and Albert uh- were playing on the piano and violin. And Wendy was singing, it was going really nicely when all of a sudden you can hear this really, really loud like screeching noise. ("Mirrors" by Justin Timberlake plays on the loudspeakers.) Chris: I look over at Poke And he's giving me the thumbs up like "Hey man, everything's great", and I'm just like, 'No no no, cut that cut that'.

Poke: Everyone's just looking at laughing like... I screwed up. Chris: I had no idea why he did that. Poke: It wasn't my fault You know the lady told me (to) go play music.

Chris: But when we talked to the coordinator she said that she didn't know why Poke played 'Mirrors' on the speakers. Poke: You know I- ...I was thinking that Lily and Albert were gonna play right after the speech But...... They did it fast enough, I guess but everyone was looking at me Poki: What happened? Poke: They told me to put the song and then I put the song they told me to put. (Awww Poke T_T) Chris: I...

Rebecca and I just couldn't stop laughing uh... The whole time because we kept about that Because when you think about What's going through Poke's mind right? I can hear the live music playing Why would I play the same song on this ....On the loudspeakers? I don't understand why anyone would do that. Poke messed up pretty much everything else. It's not like it...

Not any better. He mentioned the father-son dance which made no sense... Chris: What? Poke: F*** you! Chris: There's like kids here. Poke: What??? What? I didn't do that.

I actually didn't do that. Who did that? WAS IT YOU?! FOR WHAT IS HE LAUGHING?!
FED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! (Fed XD) Poke: Fed did it. FED! (Panicked Poke) STOP IT FED! TURN IT OFF. FED!? WHY FED! Sorry.

Sorry about that. SHIT! (....) Poke: It was pretty bad.(Lol) (T_T) Shit. If you were to ask me to MC your DJ your wedding again (....) Or anybody Probably shouldn't do it. (T_T) Poke: STAY AWAY FROM ME.

I-IT'S MY CHILD. I'LL SLIT THE GIRL, I'LL DO IT. Random Person: No no... No no Poke: I WILL F****** DO IT.

Random Girl: You are crazy. Poke: I WILL KILL THIS CHILD. I DON'T CARE!!!.

OFFLINETV RUINS WEDDING Ft. Pokelawls, Disguised Toast, Pokimane, LilyPichu and Scarra