Hey guys my name is Kelsey and my name is Becky, and we are the sorry girls and today We are back to another dollar storage challenge. And guess what? This week, it's wedding themed. We're doing wedding week this whole week I'm gonna pick out something. Becky is going to pick out something and we're gonna make something Mm-hmm.
Inspo. Need some inspo I'm thinking like centerpieces or Backdrops or something like that because those can add up and it'd be awesome to do it out of dollar store stuff These are already very wedding. Oh my god. I love this so much.
What?! Like I low key Just want these for myself. These can be used for marking placeholders and stuff, if you like sawed a little line you could put a piece of paper in it. You do like pillar candles in like a Glass jar like this or the centerpiece. That's kind of a no-brainer, but maybe it's too obvious.
My idea involves amirror and I'm not finding much mirror here I. Am a nervous Oh hit the jackpot! This supposed to be cotton? Oh, it's a pussy willow I. Mean the faux flower aisle obviously for wedding. Ugly location challenge part two? Yes, yas! All right, I think I got everything I need.
Wasn't much and it didn't take long. Hi guys, so I'm gonna start this challenge, and if we didn't say it already, it's wedding week! We were doing a ton of wedding themed things this whole week And I think a great wedding themed video is the dollar store challenge because weddings can get so expensive so we're gonna try and do some sweet wedding decor for much much less moneies. So my idea actually is something that I. Wanted to do for my wedding, or had on my board of ideas for my wedding But didn't get around to do it and plus It was really expensive in theory But I'm gonna do it for you today for much less.
You guys might have recognized this from our video like not that long ago We made a planter stand out of this But I am actually gonna take this apart and use the rings separately and Then make a florally ring Backdrop that you can use for like a head table or like a signing table or whatever. And for the flowers I got these all from the dollar store as well. These are falling apart But that's okay because I would take it apart anyways I liked that they had like a pinkie tint so it's a bit Bridally And also some fake eucalyptus because I love eucalyptus It's one of my favorite. Is it a flower? Plant? Plants? In total all the supplies cost me around $11 And that's Canadian so that's really not that much for something like this.
So, first step is cutting this apart and getting the rings out Okay, so I got them all off. You're gonna need some strong pliers But it's definitely doable so now I have my three rings and really you can position these any way you want I think I'm kind of gonna try and do like a in a row like Olympics style design, I have this wire that we already has the office. It's copper wire and I'm just going to join them all together in the shape And once it's all secured tightly I'm gonna spray-paint it all with a nice copper spray paint Next I'm using more of this copper wire and I'm going to take all the flowers and that eucalyptus and kind of arrange it nicely on here. Also, gonna use it to kind of cover up the sharp little bits from where I cut it.
Okay, so the flowers on it like made a world of difference This is already so Gorge and you could like stop here if you want it to but I'm gonna add a last step So we have this scrap wood in the office that I'm gonna write Mr. And Mrs. On or Mr. Mr.
, Mrs. Mrs. Tailor it to you with some white paint and then I'm gonna use fishing wire so it's invisible to kind of hang it in the middle of it of rings and That'll be it Okay, so once the sign is done and added on it looks like this And I just added additional fishing wire to hang the whole thing up It's really cute like I honestly would have had this at my own wedding if I had made it earlier So I'm interested to see what Kelsey makes, but I think if I did it a good one this week guys So what I picked up from the dollar store was six pieces of this mirrored glass with a beveled edge So what I'm going to do is make a seating chart, or where you can write down Everybody's names.Eeach mirror will be like a table type thing. I'm gonna make it look like a windowpane, I think, but out of mirror.And to decorate I just picked up some eucalyptus I think Becky and I both spotted the the new eucalyptus they have, so I snagged some of those.
So my first step is to use a piece of scrap MDF that we already have, cut it to the size of my new faux windowpane. Space these out here Looks pretty good if I do say so myself Simple. Cut my MDF. Nowm I'm just gonna give it a coat of white paint.
I think this is a white? Is there a reason why? Because white is Bridal. Man I didn't know that thank God Becky came in through and saved me Why is the color white Bridal? Has anybody questioned this? Because there's lots of virgins? Lol So, I have my board painted white here I just painted the edges and the middle because, why waste time and paint? So, next all I'm gonna do is take off the little feet that are on the back of these mirrors And use some construction adhesive to place them where I measured them out. So, my mirror panels are glued on no fingerprints here. So, my next step is going to be using a combination of a white paint marker and white paint to write find your seats and all of the tables and names so that people can find their table.
So, I have everything written on to my mirrored planes and the best part about this is that it's actually pretty easy to wipe paint markers and paint off of mirrors So, I could easily scratch off a name if somebody decided they didn't want to come or somebody decided they did want to come. Or if you make the mistake because we're all human. So, lastly, I'm gonna take my faux ecalyptus and just add it on to the edges for some style points, and then we're done. So this is my final seating chart, I did the lines like you could fill in lines or just like write names, but I want it to look like a seating chart even though I don't have a wedding to fill it out for right now Super happy with this.
It only cost me like 15 bucks. If you did this idea on like a larger mirror or a mirror that you liked you can wipe off the paint depending on what paint you might want to test it first But that's a good tip that if you did have a gorgeous mirror you want to use and you Tested the paint or the marker you could wipe it off and still have a perfectly good mirror again Wow good job team I feel like our stuff could very much be at the same wedding. Yes. I know the same vibe same vibe Guys how do you guys think we did? I'm pretty proud of what we did It's I think a close call But make sure you vote at the poll above Who you think the winner of the dollar store challenge wedding edition was.
We have lots of other dollar store challenges that you can check out We will link some of those at the end. And lots of wedding DIYs, we can also link those at the end And if you guys didn't know I mean you've watched this video so you know this is wedding week, so we have more wedding DIYs and somebody's wedding video. Oh my god you guys have been asking for this for so long, and I'm so excited to finally share it with you so make sure that you subscribe and you click the notification bell you haven't already so that you do not miss it because I don't want you to miss it Wedding video finally. It's gorgeous.
It's beautiful. If you want to our sneaky reaction We should link the vlog yeah where I got like a sneak peek of it. Anyways, thank you so much for checking out this video this week guys if you liked it make sure you give it a like and if You loved it make sure you sub it and bell it We're gonna have to work on that one. Bell it and sub it.
- It's a good reminder that things... Things were good, and will be again. They are good. (Inspiring music) - I'm Sara Piergiuseppe, and
today I'm gonna be looking at my wedding pictures with my ex-husband.
- This should be interesting. - We met through friends. Well, technically, we met in
a bar, but we knew people, so it feels a little less sleazy. - She had a red top on.
I was smitten from go,
and she was playing it to cool for school. - It was not a match, at first. I really wasn't interested,
but he grew on me, and he asked me out,
probably like a month later. - Our first date was on August the 9th.
- The rest is history, and now we're here. - Within, I'd say, about a year of dating, we moved in together. - And then we got engaged, it
was a year and a half later. - New Year's Eve, at a
Black Crowes concert, after one too many drinks, I said to her, "I have no ring, I have no money--" - "'But I love you, and I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.
Will you marry me?'" - She said, "Yes." And, we woke up the next morning,
she looked at me and said, "You still wanna do this?" I was like, "Yeah." - And my mom got sick, she
got diagnosed with cancer, and so we knew that she
wasn't gonna make it. So we actually did a Justice
of the Peace ceremony in December, but the wedding-wedding-- I just wanted a big party. - It was wonderful, it was awesome. - So after we got
married, he switched jobs.
- Now we're working all the time, we don't really see much of each other. I'm getting up at 4:30 in
the morning and I'm out. - I think the things that
affected the marriage is, just time away from each other between his work and me doing theater. - I was just getting
more and more frustrated.
Not with her. More with just, I really
don't like the way my life is going at this point. The marriage was good. It was just, we got to a point we weren't a married couple anymore, we we're just two people
living in the same house, and it needed to end.
That was the end of the chapter. - He actually was the
one that brought it up. He was like, "I think we should separate." - It was really tough, it was not easy. We basically went from
roommates who get along, to roommates who don't get along, who don't even want to be in
the same room with each other.
- Obviously, it hurt. But looking back, it was the
right move for both of us. - I moved to New Orleans for six months. I was not in a good
place, drank way too much.
She was one of the people I turned to. - I wanted to find a way
for us to be friends. I don't have a lot of people,
and I don't want to lose this. So I wanted to figure out
a way to remain friends.
- Just kinda looking forward
to seeing these pictures of people we haven't
seen in such a long time. - I think it might just kind of give a little bit of closure. - I'm a little bit nervous. - [Austin] How are ya? - Yeah, super fun standing
outside of the door.
- Waiting for people. - Yeah, I'm so patient.
- Yes you are. - You know how patient I am. I like this.
- Thanks. I think, Buffalo Exchange? Cool. - Cool. (Laughing) So what lovely things
did you say about me? - You're a terrible person.
I was glad to be out of this. I don't know why I'm doing this-- - Well, I'm super happy to be here. - I'm doing this for the money. - I'm gonna go.
- Hopefully this isn't
one of those things that, in concept-- (laughing) - It sounded like a good idea
but now after looking at it, we're like-- - No, I think it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Let's look at pictures. - You wanna look at these? - Should we do it? - Alright.
- I really seriously haven't
looked at these in forever. Aw look, there's your hair. - There's my hair, yeah. - What the fuck? (Laughing) (soothing music) (laughing) Honestly, there are a
lot of people here too, that we don't-- - We don't see anymore or hear-- - Don't-- Yeah.
- - Or not hear anymore. You know, it's a good
reminder that things... Things were good, and will be again. They are good.
I think that there's a
stigma attached to divorce. It's always gotta be bad, and it doesn't always have to be bad. You kind of can choose
depending on the scenario. Just have as much respect for yourself, and for the other person,
as humanly possible.
Thank you for being here, and being you, and not just walking away. - Same. Thanks for sticking it out with me, and wanting to still be my friend, and making sure I was
okay when I got back. - Always.
- Cause I wasn't. - I know. - Could've easily gone
the other way, and-- - Okay, I'm gonna hug you.- - Okay.
- Okay. (Soothing music).
That's a nice dress. Thank you. I like your jacket. Thanks.
Our flight's on time. -It is. Great. I'm sorry.
What was that? What? You just took a step forward there? I didn't. Yeah, you did You know you did. And what's funny is there's no way you can board first. Because the only way you can board first is to be a-- Special need.
Do you have a special need? Yes. I need to be over there (Sighs) What brings you to (inaudible)? I'm going to that destination wedding. Please don't tell me it's Keith and Ann's. So we're just the people you don't know where to stick.
You might as well just stick us together. I don't want to be a person you don't know where to stick A destination wedding is presumptuous. They're in a fool's paradise. Don't you believe there's someone for everyone? -Close.
I believe that there's nobody for anyone. I don't understand how even after Keith did what he did to you-- you can possibly, still be mooning over him. Because you're a monkey who-- doesn't understand the human condition. Having met you, I understand why it's a condition.
You know, I'm not wearing anything under my pajamas. Why would you? They're so alluring. (Gasp) What is that? I think it's a mountain lion. -Could it be a jaguar? What difference does it make? (Growls) A cougar, maybe? Jesus Christ.
How do you not install a pathway? The heels won't make it. Can't you carry me please? What? This is the slowest I've ever been carried. Oh dear God, be quiet..
[Melancholy cello music] [percussive music begins] [pounding] [muffled pounding] [screaming] What's wrong? [Indistinct speech] What? Throw me a<i> pane.</I> Damn it, I thought
you were dying up there. Pane. Jesus Christ. <I> Give me a freaking
heart attack over bread.</I> Bella's okay? Church with Pino.
I'm gonna throw you
off the roof. Hey, jack-off. [Percussive music] [cello plays] [traditional Italian music] These come
from a mix. I'm telling you, I saw it last night
on the shopping channel.
All they do is add
the fruit and the nuts, and everything else
comes from a mix. <I>(man)
Domie, you better get going.</I> You're going to get fired
from that job. I'm the firer,
not the firee. Can I help you ladies? <I> (woman)
These come from a mix,
don't they?</I> The biscotti? Yeah, I saw it on
the shopping channel last night.
We don't use mixes. Yeah, I saw it
on the shopping-- We use flour, eggs,
sugar, butter. Yeah, and you add it
to the mix. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Taste this. Taste it;
it's not a mix. I'll take a dozen.
Yeah, that'll be $10. Mixes suck. No mixes
at Rinco Biscotti, Penn Avenue,
Strip District, Pittsburgh, P.A. There you go.
Bye, now, ladies. They make them all here
in this little store <i> with no mixes.</I> <i> Oh, my God.</I> "Aha," she cried
as she pissed her pants. Hey, Pino, did you go
to church with Bella? I left. I got bored.
I think God
got bored too. <I>Good thinking.</I> No, I'm bad at that. But pie making... <I> You're a freakin' genius.</I> Can you imagine these women
thought we use a mix? God damn it.
Dom, you'd better go to work. You're gonna be late. Oh, man, all I want
to do is bake. I want to feed people,
you know, and convince dopey ladies
that we don't use a mix.
And that's all. Mom's grinning
in her grave, huh? You got
the big education. You got
the big-dog jobs. You squander your degree
on acting.
You're fired.
You're fired. You're fired. But your package,
$2 million each. You're going to die
in that job downtown, you know.
You only know
how to fire people. That's the problem.
You don't know how to quit. I fire the first guys
of the day, and the rest of the day
is a piece of cake. I'm peaking, Ed.
I'm becoming a real bastard,
my brother. I'm never going to quit. I know
how to quit a job. He quit my last one
for me.
Eddie made me call
and say I was him, and I quit,
and then the man yelled. What did the guy say?
What did you say? Uh, "Hello.
This is Eddie." [Laughter] Nice,
Eddie! It was my day job. Actor. Whoo! Act like you're baking.
Hey, how come
you can't get laid? That's it;
you're fired. And no package
for you, sweetie. [Laughs] Where the hell
are my keys? And it was huge. And it had corn
and peanuts in it.
You got ten minutes
till the first wave. Cool. Rock and roll. We've got biscotti
to whore.
Pino, you better
get upstairs, you want to eat
your eggs with Bella. Five minutes
till her pie is ready. I don't eat her eggs
till I give her pie. <I> Pino, you know,
three years.</I> That's 1,095 breakfasts.
Bella makes your eggs.
You make her pie. I think I got it down. [Laughs] <i> (man)
Why can't I have</i>
breakfast with
Bella? <I>(Eddie)
Because you got </i> biscotti to
whore. Bella loves my pies.
That's 'cause you're
a freakin' pie-making genius. A freakin'
pie-making genius. Linda,
how you doing, kid? I'm okay.
How are you doing? <I> (Dominic)
Sitting on a rainbow.</I> I gotta get me
some of that. Mmm.
<I> Mio pane!</I> I'm coming! I'm going to take this,
and I'm going <i> to shove it
right up your ass.</I> Maybe me kill you. Take money! <I> Forget it.</I> No! Here! You take. Take. You go for the grape? Tell me when.
Tomorrow. 4:00 A.M.! All right, I'm up. You no take the money. All right, here.
Okay, I'll put it towards
Lucca's wedding fund. <I>Lucca no marry.</I> Una testa dura. <I> Like you!</I> Go away. No come back no more! <I>Me no like you!</I> Hey! No forget.
We go for the grape. <I> Okay.</I> Jack-off. Mm, that smells so good. [Indistinct speech] Ah, Mio Pane! Good morning.
How about
a cup of coffee? No, no, no,
I'm late. I gotta go. You work
since 3:00 a.M. I know.
Come on. We got brown eggs. I got Pino's pie. Ricotta with rum silk
golden raisins and a nutmeg
graham crust.
It's a work of art,
big man. <I>You got two jobs.
You gotta eat.</I> I--well-- Bella! What I do wrong? I get that crazy man. You know, Bella,
all your sane friends got burned at the stake, but you got the pooey end
of the stick. You got stuck with him.
[Laughs] Hey! That's it.
That's it. Oh, dear God,
you make me laugh. You are a piece
of bread, Dom, good and simple,
and that's it. Why you don't marry my Lucca
when she come back? <I>She go away.</I> <i>She don't come back no more.</I> Don't you say that,
Massimo.
<I> (Pino)
Go on, Dominic.</I> You don't go late
to the corporate world, 300 Grant Street,
downtown. Okay, I'm going.
I'll see you later. Ciao, Dominic. Someday,
I'm getting a wife.
And we'll all
eat breakfast together. One, two, three. Hey, you be nice! Hey, maybe I spit on you. Jack-off.
<I> Biscaro.</I> [laughs] "Responsibility
for operational, financial,
and clinical management." Playing
with your nuts? It's the Morrow Tech deal. Which pile
is Morrow Tech? Macadamia nuts. Expensive. Loaded with fat.
They're good, but got to make it
into almonds. They're durable,
very versatile. My recommendation
for streamlining. You're the angel
of death.
"And cost-effective care and profitability
for the enterprise." Thank you, Preston. That was a lot. Two jobs
are making you testy. That's testicle
to you.
As you all know, <i> Dominic Pyzola implemented
the largest acquisition</i> <i> in the history
of this corporation.</I> As senior partner,
I have the honor and pleasure to announce to you
that effective today, Dominic Pyzola moves
into the position of senior
vice president. [Applause] [bells jangling] Hey! <I>You want a cup of coffee?</I> Hey, baby. Ow! I made senior
vice president. Oh! Massimo! <I> Oh, Dio!</I> <i>Come up for wine,</i>
mio pane.
Massimo's on the roof. Okay. Me buy the fig. Got no more
on the tree.
I don't want it. Must have got ten pounds
of tomatoes still on there. All green. Maybe it's better
I get them now.
Bella! Sit down. I go crazy
if I sit. Drink the wine. Bella.
No, don't feel
like no wine no more. Tonight, <i> for Dominico,
you drink.</I> For Dom,
a gallon of wine. I was never wish
for nothing more than what I got. But now I wish
for what your mother had, God rest her soul, because I wish for you
for my son.
And that's it. And for Lucca,<i>
mia dolce,</i> to marry a good man
someday. [Speaking Italian] You crazy. That bad girl on the street,
that's a gypsy.
Lucca not a gypsy. She no stay by her mommy. Why? She got go. She need take care of people.
That Peace Corps is good. <I>It's better she does that.</I> <i>She don't need</i> stay by me. From the day she's born, I make that mountain
of money little by little, four coffee cans
full to top for her American wedding. Maybe she never marry.
Maybe that break my heart
a little. She marry a jack-off, like you did. [Laughter] <i>(Bella)
Someday,</i> my Lucca come home. And we all dance together.
[Speaking Italian] <i> (Massimo)</i>
Salute. Your mommy be proud tonight. Drink, Bella. [Singing opera in Italian] [laughing] Hey, it's 9:30.
Eddie brought me to Mossimo.
John Wayne is on the movie. Looks like you brang Eddie. Oh, he's littler. He gets tired sometimes.
Well, you gotta see the duke,
huh? Yeah, John Wayne's the duke. You staying over? I can if I want to... Absolutely, you're a
hard-working dude. You want to take in a movie,
nobody's going to stop you.
Oh, good night Domie. Alright. Good night Eddie. Good night.
Hey, don't drink the grappa, eh? And no titty flicks. [Giggling] Titties! Oh man. Hey, I got promoted. Whoa, you are good man.
I know. I'm a better guy when I'm up
there. Well, why don't you just relax
man. You're gonna die! You coming home? No, no, no.
I got a late thing. Hey, who gets laid more than me
huh? I dunno. Nobody. Listen to me, coitus causes
minivans, split-level in the suburbs, and a couple of
pain-in-the-ass kids.
You know that right? Yeah, yeah, and then one day you
get a pimple on your ass, and coitus made is gone, and you
get a bunch of boys to raise? Absolutely, I'm telling you. Adult relationships are like
used toilet paper: Totally useless. Oh man, you are killing me! You gotta get past this, I'm
telling you. Your unit, it's going to fall
off you don't use it, huh? Better that than wear it off
like you, Edward.
Uh huh. And Mount Everest is
going to fall into the sea. [Whistles] [Laughs] Buonanotte, baby! How the hell are you my brother? I don't know! Christ. <I>(Dominic)
It's too early for church.</I> No, I come see you.
Oh, all right. Well, thrown on an apron
and get to work. You make lots of money
at senior vice president. Yes, I do.
You don't need
keep this business. I love it here. And Pino and Eddie
need it. Maybe it's better you should quit now,
before you get tired and just to say,
"to hell to it." Bel, I would never
leave you.
I know you. I don't ask for that reason. I think it's better
you stop cutting now. What? Massimo is old...
And crazy. And he don't got his leg. Um... <I>I don't like
to ask you for nothing.</I> Bella,
anything you want.
I'll do anything for you.
You're my family. I need you promise
take care of him. I would take care
of either one of you. What are you--what's up? I think it's better
we go to the hospital.
<I> What?</I> I got pain down here. <I>You got cookies--</i> Screw the cookies.
Come on. How much this car cost? $55,000. Oh, dear God.
It go fast? Are the pains worse? No, just I don't ever
go fast before. I want to do it. Okay. Put the top down.
<I> No, Bella, I'm not doing that.
You'll freeze.</I> What I got to worry for? Already I feel lousy. [Laughs] Listen, I am--I'm not--
Why am I having dinner with him? I'm firing him. No, I don't--look; I don't give a shit. You just tell him to meet me
at the airport, okay? That's all I need.
That's all I want
from you. I gotta go. Dr. Peter Wahl.
Turn off your phone. I'm biscotti baker Pyzola. How's she doing? We're managing the pain. How much English
does she understand? As much as you.
Really? And how would you describe
her mental state? Fine. And you are the son. Right. Well, she has an enormous
abdominal mass.
It is malignant. I'm sorry. How do you-- You are aware
that four years ago, she had an encapsulated
tumor removed that had attached itself
to her gallbladder. She said she had
her gallbladder removed but never cancer.
When I first spoke to her, she denied
ever having had cancer, which is why
I started to wonder about her clarity. But you know how
your old Italians are. They avoid their physician
like the plague, <i> and then they lie
through their teeth</i> <i> whenever you finally
pin them down on something.</I> <i> By then, it's too late.</I> And then it's the physician
that killed them. How can it be too late? <I> See, this is a very
stubborn carcinoma.</I> It's attached itself
to her bowel and her stomach.
It's creating pressure
on both. There is a potential
for spinal involvement, and the pancreas
would simply-- Well, it's too involved
for surgery. Then radiation
or chemo-- No, it doesn't respond. Whoa.
What are you telling me? <I> She's terminal.</I> She's terminal. You see her. You don't open her up, and you announce
that she's terminal, right? By what? By the graces
of your postgraduate degree or via some concrete evidence that you've gathered on her
specifically? <I> I will be biopsying--</i> No, you won't. [Cell phone rings] <i> In any event,
she has six good months.</I> Turn off your phone.
[Ringing continues] Hey. Oh,<i> mio pane.</I> How you doing? They gave me little pill. I'm better now. I go home,
make Massimo a sandwich.
No, no, not yet. What they need me for? What I got do in this place,
lay here? They, um... They want to run
some tests, Bella. <I> That doctor say</i> I got a tumor? <I>Yes.</I> He don't say cancer.
He said it. No tests. Look, you can, you can go home
tomorrow. Okay? Oh, shit.
Shit? Ay, ay, ay, ay. You can't say shit now. Look, Bella, I got more money
than I know what to do with. We're going to get
somebody else.
We're going to fire
this doctor, 'cause he doesn't know
anything. I think he know,<i>
mio pane.</I> I don't feel so good
for two months, maybe. <I>No!</I> No, I don't like
that plan, Bella. I know I got this.
I'll go get Massimo. <I> No.</I> I don't tell nobody last time. I don't tell nobody now. <I>What about Lucca?</I> No.
I don't got <i> the liver for that.</I> Bella, please. Domie. Three years ago,
I don't know your name. Today you are my son.
<I> Domie.</I> I don't want nobody
make me start dying until I'm ready. And that's it. But you can't keep this
a secret. My mommy got cancer.
My little brother Paolo
was maybe five years old, a baby. She don't know about nothing,
just she don't feel so good. So she walk all the way
to the hospital. But the doctor can't do nothing.
It's too late. He say she gonna stay
in the hospital. But Mommy say,
"I don't stay here and die. "I got five kids at home <i> and a husband in America."</I> <i> And so she go.</I> 25 kilometers
in the heat of summer.
Walk home to take care
of her kids. She got kids, so she walk home. She don't live two hours
after she got there. That what kind of woman
was my mother.
That what I come from. I don't die sick
in the hospital. <I> Domie,
you remember</i> <i> when I don't need
a lease from you, huh?</I> <i> You remember</i> when I look in your eyes
so I know you? <I> Well, I think it's better
you look in my eyes.</I> You tell anybody about this, I fire you. You hear me? Huh? Yes, I do.
Yes. Okay. Hey Dom, you forgot your coat. Yeah, um...
Jimmy, do you know where Mossimo
and Bella's daughter is? I had coffee with her in
Florence, but that was two years ago. Yeah? No, I was still Dean of Faculty. It was more like three years. She's a wild one.
I hear she
likes boys and girls. Yeah, who cares? Where is she
now? Today? Getting a little truculent? Maybe lay a little pipe? Ask Bella. No. No, no.
I don't want her to know
that I'm looking. Come on, you're not playing
along. You're supposed to say "Hey,
Jimmy, Jimbo, I could lay the entire Alaskan
pipeline." Jimmy. What's up? Something bad? I had to take Bella to the
hospital this morning.
Is she okay? You have to swear to me that you
won't tell anyone. I'm sorry I jacked your wires. Okay. She's got a tumor.
Cancer? It's terminal. [Sighs] Senor Lorenzo! What? Where's Bella's Lucca? In, uh, Mexico. The Yucatan. Why? Hey, y'all are getting parking
tickets! [All shouting] ...To keep you alive Please, no more! Baby, you don't know whether
you're coming or going.
You should take it easy. It, it's the tickets. They're
killing me! My son's like you. He got the boot.
Gonna be a
doctor. He doesn't know how to park his
car. I, look, I had to take Bella to
the hospital today. Oh, where'd you take her? I took her to Divine Sanction.
Oh, they're going to kill her
over there. Here. Hey, you got your shirt on
backwards. Yeah, she got you guys.
Hey! Tamela, the tattoo girl. She talk to Lucca. Maybe she
know. Eddie knows her.
Alright, okay, thanks. H-hey, Dom? Yeah? How bad this tumor? Oh, right. How am I not gonna
tell Lorenzo? Jesus Christ! How am I not going to tell him a
thing like that? You guys are unbelievable. Does Mossimo know? No.
No. And if you tell him, I'll kill
ya. I gotta go talk to Eddie. Do me
a favor, will you? Move my car.
[All singing<i> Carol of the Bells]</i> Eddie. <I>Eddie!</I> [soft piano music] We're going to find
the daughter and get her back here
for Christmas. <I> (Pino)
Domie? Eddie?</I> And, Eddie, no one can know
that Bella's sick. We'll just get
Bella's address book.
Oh, oh, what about
the tattoo chick? Tamela?
I'll talk to her. <I> Domie!</I> Yeah! No. Come on up. I made a whole sleigh and eight tiny reindeer
on one pie.
Oh, that's great,
dude. That's great. What's the matter,
you two? Nothin'. Yeah.
[Laughs] Let's go see the pie. Okay, all right. Bella. How did you get here? I take a bus.
They don't need me
at the hospital. Oh, it smells good
in here. You come
after midnight mass? Bella! [Speaking Italian] It's better
I cook. Christmas Eve gonna come.
Midnight, everybody
gonna eat this year, <i>like every year, eh?</I> <i> (Massimo)
Bella!</I> <i> (Bella)
Massimo, eat your salad.</I> <i> (Massimo)
No.</I> <i> (Bella)
Yes.</I> <i> (Massimo)
No!</I> What, Domie? What? Come. Have lunch.
I make a sandwich. You finish this. I make sandwiches.
[Acoustic Guitar Music] Technique for proving
nonregularity... [Tapping softly] Pyzola. Yeah. Did you unload Walton
at Morrow Tech? It's three days
before Christmas.
Sing him<i>
Jingle Bells.</I> What's the matter
with you? You people eat
such crap. I mean, what-- when does this expire? <I>What's in it?</I> <i>[man resumes report]</i> Mono-- I mean, this is--I don't
even know what this is. That means that... <I> (Pino)
Domie?</I> Yeah? <I> Come talk to me.</I> Yeah? If you don't go to bed you'll
get sick.
I know. You can't do two jobs at
Christmas rush and walk all around the living
room in your underpants. Don't worry. I'll be okay.
I'm older. Sometimes I know
more. Go to bed. No more firing.
Okay. Good night. Good night. I got the part.
What, Cyrano? The one and only. Longest death scene in the
history of the stage. Oh! And it's all mine. That's great, man,
congratulations.
Have we heard from the daughter
yet? No. Ugh. Five messages a day for five
days. Now what is up with that? I don't know.
I mean, how do Bella and Mossimo
raise a kid like that? Stone bitch, that's all. <I> (Pino)
Go to bed you two! It's
Christmastime!</I> Will you quit bossing us around? Shut up! You gonna stay up? Huh? Yeah. Yeah, Eddie, you know
what I'm going to do? Day after Christmas, I'm going
to fly down there and I'm going to drag her ass
back. Oh, that's good, that's good.
You stay in control! I'm going to bed. Alright. Alone. What's up with that? I dunno, you're slipping.
<I>(woman)
Hey, are you closing?</I> Nothing left. Oh, God,
it's Christmas Eve. I didn't get
the biscotti. I'm dead.
Here you go. My own private stash. You are awesome. How much do I owe you? Merry Christmas.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where are you going? What do you have? Merry Christmas, baby. I like that. Oh, come on,
guys! We gotta go
and get showered, get up to church
and up to Bella's. Feast
of the seven dishes.
<I>There's veal, shrimp,
baklava...</I> [church bell ringing] I got pray
he let me die with peace. But I don't want
even pray the word. No dying. We're going to go
for a miracle.
Okay? [Orchestral introduction] <i> [Joy to the World</i> plays] I hate this bitch
for not being here. You hate being
out of control. That's your problem. There's no deal here.
<I> (Massimo)
Hey!</I> <i> We say grace.</I> In the name of the Father
and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
amen. (All)
Bless us, O Lord, for these, Thy gifts
which we're about to receive... <I> (woman)
Hello?</I> <i> Mama! Papa!</I> [silence] <i> Mia dolce.</I> Mama. You come home.
[Laughs] Oh, thanks to God. This is good. See, Domie? Here's our miracle. Hey, Papa.
<I> (woman)
Oh, Lucca,
I can't believe you're here!</I> [people talking] You got us presents,
but you don't even know us. I feel <i>like I know you.</I> It's from Mexico. Make good crust. You're very nice.
</I> <i>(Lucca)
Hey.</I> You didn't open
your present. Hey, you didn't return
my calls. Huh? Sorry I had to leave it
on your machine that your mother has cancer,
but what the hell? It got you here. What? What did I leave you,
like, 50 messages? Did it occur to you <i>that I didn't get
those messages?</I> <i>It took me three weeks</i> to get up here.
Did you tell her
that you called me and I didn't call back? <I> [car alarm wailing]</i> No. No, she doesn't want
anybody to-- Well, I knew
the last time. Oh, good for you. She wasn't dying
the last time.
You're an
asshole. Excuse me? She's dying? Look, I'm sorry. I'm just handling this
poorly. You're right.
You're doing this
very poorly. It's none of your business. You made it my business
by not being here. [Laughter] <i> (Bella)
Oh, look.</I> Massimo, this look
like Christmas to me.
<I>Il pane</i> and<i> mia dolce</i>
together. It's beautiful. [Knocking on table] He's a jack-off. She's a gypsy.
Hey, you. Stay away. You stop talking,
old mule. I kick you out
this house.
My house. <I> La donna e mobile. </I> The man is crazy! 40 Years
married, not one fight. He means
fistfight.
Hey,
you be quiet. Shut you off. Me no hear. That what he mean,
no fistfight.
He don't care
about scream. I gotta scream. Everybody gotta scream, <i> or life is too small.</I> <i> [yells loudly]</i> Oh, Bella, you should
have kicked his ass years ago. He ask my daddy
for marriage.
He say-- <i> I say,
me don't got nothing.</I> But me got back
strong like bear. I work. That's right. We don't got <i> no coffee cans,
only work.</I> [soft piano music] This pie is small, but it's the right size
for Bella, 'cause doesn't eat
big pies today, 'cause she doesn't.
I think Lucca looks
like an angel. Don't you guys? <I>(Dominic)
I think so.</I> Hey, hey! Hey, Manny? Did you pay for that? Manny! I'm going to marry her. Marry who? Lucca. Lucca who? Bella's daughter.
You're going to do what
with her? I'm going
to marry her. Marry her! Oh, oh, that makes sense. You never even
date anyone ever, because-- Why the hell would you want
to do this? Because it'll
make Bella happy. <I>Why?
'Cause you're such a prize?</I> She thinks I am.
I'm a bastard, Eddie. <I>Oh, shut up.</I> Nah man. Listen, I got six months
to convince them that I'm the man
they think I am. I'm going to start
by marrying that girl.
I'm going to do something
for somebody else for once. I'll tell you what. You want to marry somebody?
I'll marry you. <I>Don't marry that girl.</I> Bella's dying, man.
I would love to be able
to stop it, but I can't. But I can do deals. It's going to be
the biggest mother of a deal I've ever made
in my life. Life's too freakin' short,
Eddie.
Huh. <I> (man)
Pyzola.</I> Yeah. <I> I've enlisted</i> 20 recommendations
you made for Morrow Tech right from your assessment. <I> You've got...</I> Walton, Crocker, Holley,
MacFarland.
<I> Ten jobs that have to go.</I> MacFarland is-- A flaming asshole. Get rid of him. This man built this company. And they sold out to you, knowing full well their heads
were on the block.
Dom, please.
What is up? What? I drag my feet
firing ten people. Something's got to be up? Look, Look at your job title here: Dom Pyzola, Designated Asshole. You used to live for this shit. You'd fire the little guy
when you didn't have-- I fire my little guys 'cause it makes it easier
to fire people.
<I> Get it done.</I> I don't-- I-I can't. <I> [Dominic sighs]</i> Would you stop eating
this plastic crap? Flour, water, olive oil, yeast,
that's bread. Milk, cheese. What you're eating is shit! I, I apologize.
I'm sorry. I-I gotta stop. Sit down, Pyzola. No.
I'm going to be a baker. Pyzola. Baker. Hey.
I have to talk
to you. I can't. I need to ask you a question. And I don't want you
to say no right away.
I told him. Oh, God. He has to say good-bye
to her. She doesn't know.
Where is she? Bed. She can't eat. She had a couple bites
of Pino's pie. It's 'cause of that God damn thing in her stomach.
He's so sad. Will you marry me? [Laughs] What is the matter with you? [Sighs] I-I do deals, mergers. Oh, not anymore. I quit today.
<I> But we have a very small
window of opportunity.</I> To do what? I'm talking
about getting married. [Laughs] Why would you want
to marry me? <I> Coffee cans.</I> You know about the coffee cans. <I> Look,</i> there's a psychotic logic here
that-- Domie. Hey.
What are you going
do to, Domie? Uh, I was just
up here-- I was asking Lucca out
on a date. Date? What you got
your nuts for? He got his nuts
when he plan things. So what did we say? <I>7:30, right?</I> 7:30. 7:30.
<I> (Lucca)
7:30.</I> That's it. Now I gonna be happy. Where's Massimo? I make him
a sandwich. <I> He's outside, Mama.</I> Massimo! <I>(Massimo)
Bella!</I> Hey, get in here.
You crazy? What I got do,
call the police? You--you stay for lunch. No, thank you.
I gotta go. <I>I'll see you later.</I> A date. Massimo, we got a date.
<I> (Pino)
I could maybe use this
for Bella.</I> Can I help you? I quit my job. Shut up. Yeah, life's too short. <I>(Pino)
Domie, why doesn't Bella eat</i> big pies now? Pino, people change.
Bella's getting white
on the ends of her hair next to her head. I asked the girl
to marry me. Who you gonna marry? Lucca,
but it's a secret. [Laughs] She didn't say yes,
did she? <I>She will.</I> Oh, no, no, no,
she won't.
She will not,
because you are crazy. When Lucca eats breakfast
with us, she only eats
vegetables and fruit. And then she reads<i>
Bon Apptit</i> with me. Oh, man.
You're nuts.
You're a fucking mess! Domie and Lucca
sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Great.
This is just great. <I>(Bella)
What are you going to wear
on your date?</I> Oh, I brought this-- I might wear--
I don't know. I might.
I don't know.
When you go back? <I> I'm staying.</I> Why you don't go back? Oh, you know. I drank all the tequila, <i> and I just--I needed
to come back.</I> You know that thing with multicolored patches
of velvet? You made it for the, um-- King frog! Sure, it's still up there. I might wear that. <I>[laughs]</i> <i>When I live
in my village,</i> I go with an American soldier
one night.
And I wear a dress
my mother make me from bedsheets. Orange. Yes, she color the sheets
with tomatoes and then make dresses
for Zia Carlotta and me. And it's hot.
And each time
around the piazza, I get more hotter. And pretty soon,
my dress start smell <i>like cooked tomatoes.</I> And wish I would sink
in the ground. [Laughs] All for a dress, because it smelled
like tomatoes. Oh, dear God, what I would give
for to have that dress now.
<I> I could wear
that dress.</I> Oh, God, no.
Was ugly dress. But to have something
she made. <I>(Massimo)
Bella!</I> You go get dressed. I--I'll get Papa ready.
Mama. I'm just
a little bit tired. Then rest. No, I don't miss you
go out the door with<i> mio pane.</I> That Dominic
is the best man I know.
I don't say this
to make you do nothing, because life is-- it's like that, like nothing. You're not like your cousins
and other girls. It's okay for me. But it would make you happier
if I got married, wouldn't it? Sure, I want you married...
For me, and that's not good,
you know? For you, you don't need
a man. You don't. I know that. People from home
don't understand why a girl not stay
by her mommy.
But I know what you got to do
for those poor people is bigger than what
anybody think or say, more bigger
than get a man. And I don't never wish
for another kind of girl, only you. I know, Mama. Thank you.
<I> Ciao.</I> <i> Mio pane.</I> Hey. [Both speaking Italian] Domie,<i> bello.</I> Thanks. Oh, dear God. She look beautiful.
Yeah, she does. Mama made it for me
in high school for<i> The Frog Prince.</I> I was the prince. Ah. [Laughs] Shall we? Where you
take her? The Briar Cliff.
Fancy. [Laughs]
Good night, Mama. You stay late.
I don't wait up for you. (Lucca)
Oh, wow, look at Pazzo's.
I used to dream
of Pazzo's pizza. More often than sex. (Dominic)
Really? Where people are poor,
food sucks. I've been eating
rice and beans forever.
Pino said you were
a vegetarian. Situational. No ethics,
no discipline. Oh, uh...
I brought you
a fact sheet on me. It's kind of like
a prospectus. This is a little freakish. Well, I figured
you'd want to know what you were getting into.
[Laughs] "Getting into." Yeah. And I brought a questionnaire
for you to fill out, so this way, we lay
all our cards on the table, and we find out what we need
to know about each other. Simple. You know, my parents' house
is close enough that if I screamed,
they'd hear me.
[Laughs] Look, I'm--
Marry isn't what-- There's the M word
again. Hey, I don't want
to get married. I don't, you know. I-- You and I have to.
Why aren't you on
some psychotropic drugs? And why
are you doing this? Because... My mother died a year after
I finished graduate school. I'm sorry. She raised us alone.
And she worried. You know,
she just worried. There was a car accident,
and-- I couldn't tell her that I would take care
of Pino. And I wondered if she died
scared for him, you know, and if she worried
about me and Eddie.
And I swear to God,
I wish-- I just wish I could
have had one minute, you know, just to show her
and to draw a picture of the three of us
for her and show her the future
and see that we're all safe and that we're all okay. But I can't. We have to get married
for your mom. <I>We can't keep her
from dying,</i> <i>but we can give her the wedding
that she dreamed of.</I> <i>I mean, she's got
six months left, tops,</i> <i>and can you imagine</i> the wedding we could plan
in six months? <I> Stop it.</I> Look, you're
an adventurer, right? I mean, shit
you go to the jungle, and you take care of people
because they need it.
And I know you know
that every once in a while, you have to do something
that's outrageous and bizarre. You have to, because
it follows its own logic. It makes its own sense. And this is one
of those times.
You and I both know <i>that you don't need
a husband.</I> <i>But your mother
would die happy</i> <i>if she knew
that we were married.</I> You know, she could plan it. She could imagine grandchildren. It would be a huge lie. Would you tell her? I wouldn't.
I think I'm going
to throw up. <I>Imagine--imagine the things
she could think of,</i> <i>planning this.</I> She could think of everything
but dying. She could help me choose
my wedding gown. <I>Exactly.</I> <i>That's something
we can give her.</I> Here.
Here. Oh. It was my grandmother's. It's beautiful, but I can't--I can't take this.
This is for your real wife. You'll be the only wife
I have. I can't. Please.
Marry me. <I>And stay married to me</i> <i>for as long
as your mother lives.</I> Okay. What? Okay? Yeah. But...
You have to ask for my hand, and you have to give me the ring
in front of my mother. You have to give it to me
in front of my mother. Okay, yeah.
All right, okay. Promise? I promise.
[Chuckles] Holy shit. [Laughs] Thank you. It was your idea. Here's to you.
Hey! Turn that down. Listen. Where you been? <I> I got in late.</I> <i> What time
did you get here?</I> Pino? I got work to do.
Leave me alone. 3:00.
So let me ask you boys
a question. How do you feel about wearing
hand-tailored tuxedos <i> to the wedding?</I> Man, you are nuts. <I> I didn't even need
to bring out the nuts.</I> <i> I had pistachios too.</I> I was going to give her
the whole "tough nut to crack"
bullshit. Didn't have to use it.
You improvised
the pitch? Yeah, I told her about Mom. <I> Now I gotta ask Massimo
for his permission.</I> This is too little. You know,
like this is too small. I mean,
who would agree to this? Is she some kind
of freak or something? What are you
talking about, Eddie? I do deals, man.
Let me tell you something. It's like my entire
professional career has been training
for this one perfect merger. It's like the only deal
I've ever done that's worth a God damn. Domie, what's wrong with Bella? What do you mean? Well, she's not hungry.
I mean, she loves
to eat and cook, and now
she's not hungry. But you got
the right idea there, buddy: smaller pies. You think so, Domie? Hey, who wants
to be best man, huh? Me. Oh, no, please,
please pick me.
You know what?
The hell with it. The both of you
are my best man. What if Massimo
says no? <I>(Eddie)
Domie will show him
his nuts.</I> I'll go like this. <I>(Pino)
Put 'em away.</I> No! No! Rose, you almost saw
my nuts! Hey! <I> Here.</I> What are these? <I>Bones of the dead.</I> Oh, right.
<I>They make them in Italy
on All Saints' Day.</I> Right.
Mmm, good. It's kind of morbid,
though. Well, not really. It's meant to remind us
that life is like a cookie.
You know, it's fragile,
and it's sweet, and that we should-- you know,
we're going to die soon, so we should live well. Why did you quit your job? My job was to fire people,
and I hated it. And I knew that eventually, I would probably sell the bakery
and fire Pino. Yeah, Pino's like Mom.
They make the rest of us
look like gaping whores. Uh, okay. It says here
that you went to law school. <I>And you quit the violin</i> <i>after six years
of private lessons.</I> <i>Really?</I> I sucked.
<I>Did you suck at law?</I> No. I graduated with honors,
passed the bar. And then I blew it all off <i> to go into the Peace Corps.</I> <i>Why?</I> I hated it. <I>Good?</I> Mmm, yeah.
So... <I> what kind of Italian
are you?</I> What do you mean? Where do my people come from? No, I mean, did you
speak it in the home? Do you bury saints
upside down in the garden? Do you believe
in the<i> malocchio?</I> <i> And to what degree?</I> We were Spaghetti-O Italians. We ate it on weekends
and lived in the suburbs. So you just love
the whole Italian thing.
Oh, I just think
that the world is so hard on people,
you know, and that we've become
so mean and-- I like the food. Oh, my God, I can't. This is insane. Six months, and you're out.
I promise, okay? And look, in two weeks,
we'll be dating a month. <I>And people figure you can
fall in love in a month, right?</I> I was talking about the cookie. Oh. Tell me about the Peace Corps.
Quit. Five years ago I got
discouraged. Two years ago I got depressed. And a month ago I lost my mind, which made me susceptible to
your insanity.
What made you lose your mind? I felt... I feel disconnected. I needed to be by my mom. And I hated that, but...
Then I gave in to it. It's like falling into the city. I used to think That this was what I wanted,
but... I'm so disconnected up here.
The smell of the bakery, uh, Your mom's kitchen. The strip. That's what I want. And down there, Pino is king.
[Laughs] And I like that. You know, I'm saying things out
loud I never even thought of. Hm. I uh, quit the Peace Corps two
years ago.
And I've been selling uh... Junk rip-off art to tourists. Because I didn't believe. Because I've quit everything
I've started.
Everything. And I don't know why. I could give you reasons, but... They wouldn't be the real
reasons.
I'm a quitter. Heh. You're so gentle with him. He's the dude.
He breaks my heart. You know, he, he still gives
Eddie piggy-back rides. Some people would think he's a
burden. He's not.
You're right. He is the dude. Hey, you uh, you want to go out
after we get married? Um.... Maybe.
She's spying on us. Really? Don't look.
Don't look. I wasn't going to look. Uh...
<I>You have good time?</I> Yeah, you were right
about him, Mama. He's a piece of bread. Good in every way. I think it's better
you look in my eyes.
You like this one? [Laughs]
What do you think? Don't matter
what I think. I think it's better
you look in my eyes, Mama. I don't want you see my eyes
on such a beautiful night. Go to bed.
Dream of that good
young man. Then share your happiness
with me in the morning. <I> Buonanotte,</i> Mama. Oh baby, me like! [Cackles] No...
Yes! Come on... Hey! You make the mess! [Grunts] Massimo. What? I want to ask Lucca to marry me. Okay for me.
You ask Bella. That's all you have to say? Me no say nothing. Me know Bella sick. W-we'll do it as fast as we can.
Thank you. You make Bella happy. Hey, this is good. Shit, my wine's better than
yours.
Your wine's shit. Okay for you, but me no like
donkey piss. Oh Christ, I'm stuck with you
for the rest of my life, Aren't I? Me stuck with you, jack-off. You look at my cards? No.
Who goes? You go. There, alright? Cheater. [Laughs] <i>(Massimo)
Bella!</I> [speaking Italian] <i>Dom here.</I> Ah,<i> mio pane.</I> Ask! What? Ask what? What? I'd like to ask Lucca
to marry me. Is that okay? She love you? I love her.
I think it's better you look
in my eyes. I want to marry
your daughter, Bella. I can see in your eyes you do. You do! Ask! That's it! Well, she needs
to say yes.
Oh, dear God. I don't know what she say. I don't think
she ever marry any man. Well, I'd like
to do it tomorrow, and I'd like you
to be there.
I make dinner. Well, it's got to be
a surprise. Oh, I hope
it's not you gonna be surprised. I don't get happy about nothing until that girl say
what she got say.
And that's it. Pino. <I> You take me church?</I> Okay. Bella, you okay? Sure, sure.
I got pray for a while;
that's all. I kill that girl if she don't marry
that jack-off. Shut up,
Massimo. Yeah, shut up,
Massimo.
Up yours. You going to be
changing my diaper, jack-off! Wait for me! (Bella)
You remember we get fresh snails one night, and they climb
to the ceiling <i> before we cook them, huh?</I> I remember. Climb to the ceiling. [Laughs] You know, in my town,
we cook octopus.
<I> It's a funny creature, eh?</I> <i> It almost something else.</I> But it know. You hold it over the pot,
and it climb your arm. Holds on tight to life. Do you want a lot
of rosemary on this? <I> Mm-hmm.</I> Give to me now.
American men don't care
if girls cook good. <I>No, I think they care what
a girl gonna do in bed most,</i> <i>and that's it.</I> You think? Mm. You go in his bed? No, Mom. <I>Good.</I> I don't got kill him.
You go in bed
with anybody else? Mom. <I>I only go in bed
with your daddy.</I> Maybe I should go in bed
with more. Mom! Bad! What is that? [Laughter] So if men are only interested
in the bedroom, how come we're doing all this
for Dom and his brothers? He take you out
for four weeks. I can't give him
lousy sandwich now.
<I>No, I got to give him
pretty dinner.</I> Show him how lucky he is
to date the best girl <i>in America.</I> <i>Come; leave that food.</I> Go get dressed. It's better you don't look like a goat herder's wife
tonight. Why? Just is. And that's it.
Okay. Bella. Mwah! [Knock at door] [laughs mischievously] <i> [people talking]</i> Hey. <I>Hi.</I> <i> You look beautiful.</I> I can't do this.
Listen to me.
Look, it-- It's like a pistachio. You know, the nut? They're very difficult
to open, but once you do-- 67 times, I've gone
back and forth with this. I keep changing my mind. Listen to me.
Listen to me.
This time, the impulsive thing's
the right thing. Don't quit. I'm a quitter.
Big Q. You can quit
when it's over.
When it's over? Don't kiss! Shut up, Massimo. (Pino)
Look at this table. Bella, you gonna eat too? I feel good. Now
we say grace.
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen. Bless us, O Lord,
and these, Thy gifts which we are about
to receive from Thy bounty
through Christ, our Lord. Amen.
(All)
Amen. Uh, before
we start eating... <I>I have to ask Lucca a question.</I> I know that we've only
known each other for a few
short weeks, but I've never been
more sure of anything in my life than I am
of my love for you. <I> (Pino)
Oh,</i> Domie's in love.
<I>(Dominic)
That's right, Pino.</I> Remember what
we talked about, our big secret? <I>(Pino)
Tuxedos.</I> I told Eddie and Pino
that they could wear hand-tailored tuxedos
to the church if you'd agree
to be my wife. Your wife. Will you marry me? Yes, I'll marry you. I'll be your wife.
Dear God, she say yes. Yes, Mama, I said yes. [Shrieks]
That's it! [Laughter] <i> (Bella)
We're gonna have a wedding!</I> <i> We gonna have a wedding!</I> Oh, let's get out the cans, huh? Yeah. We make toast.
<I>(Lucca)
No, wait. Wait.</I> Wait for Mama. <I> (Bella)
No, I here.</I> <i> I come.
Go ahead.</I> Me no like weddings. Me no like church.
Me like Domie. And Lucca<i> e una testa dura,</i> <i> but me like.</I> Okay for me to get married. Make babies. Bella! Come out here.
Here I am, Massimo. I got money like King Farouk. Thank you. Make babies
for your mommy and me.
Make happiness for you. That's all! Oh, dear God. This night make me so happy. I don't want go
sleep never.
<I> Salute.</I> (all)<i>
Salute.</I> Salute! [Laughter] Domie and Lucca
sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. [Laughter] It's no use making her eat
when she doesn't want to. You're only feeding
the tumor. <I>And she should do
whatever she feels is--</i> It's a question of how
she's going to live out <i>these last weeks.</I> Weeks?
I thought she had months.
<I>You might.</I> It gets pretty tricky
from this point on. A mass this big puts
a huge strain on the heart. So we medicate for pain, try to keep her spirits
as high as possible, and don't waste time... Ever.
<I> [Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring</i>
playing] (woman)
It's not magenta,
and it's not fuchsia. It's something that we like
to call "electric thistle," and it's brand-new, and I think this
is the dress you should buy. Just a little bit... What we have to do is take it
up just a little bit.
Look how the rosettes stand. Stand, stand. Show happy. (Lucca)
Try something else.
<I> (Eddie)
That guy would not
have stopped,</i> and we'd have
all got killed. (Woman)
Holy wisdom, love most bright. What kind of man are you? [Laughter] (woman)
Drawn by thee, our souls aspiring. Ew.
(Woman)
Soar to uncreated light. <I> (Dominic)
Pino, turn around.</I> <i> Turn around.
There you go.</I> You look beautiful. (Woman)
Word of God, our flesh that fashioned. Now, I don't know
how you're going to feel about this next one
she's trying on.
It's a little, um... I don't know;
it's ethnic-looking. Now, personally,
I like the one with the bows
all over the bodice. Or that one with
the jeweled extrusions was exquisite.
I mean, it really makes
a statement. You know,
you only do it once. You might as well
remember it. I think it's better
she look pretty.
[Sighs] <i> O Dio.</I> <i> O Dio.</I> You like it? <I> It--</i> <i> O Dio.</I> <i>[Lucca laughs]</i> So this is the one. <I>(woman)
As you know,</i> Kiko makes them
one at a time. Kiko knows
my situation. I didn't know <i>there was a situation.</I> <i>Perhaps we should remeasure.</I> <i>(Lucca)
It's not that kind
of situation.</I> Mama? You sure? I think it's better
you buy it.
That lady look like she have
shit on her lip. [Laughter] Yeah, she needs a shave. Oh, I have so much joy
doing this. Lucca.
Look in my eyes. No, Mama, not yet. You're really
into this, ain't you? I been waiting my whole life
to beg foreplay. You bet your sweet ass
I am into it.
That is not what
I'm talking about. <I> You have had
a long dry period.</I> <i> I am talking
about dipping your wick.</I> Not in front
of Pino. Eddie, I know every little
dirty thing you know. Hey, hey, I don't have
a problem with it.
Domie's the old lady. He's got such a case
of backup, he's liable to drown
before he gets married. I can take care
of myself. Oh, really?
Is that right? You think you're going to get any kind of poontang after this
wedding thing? [Screams] I can't make a smaller pie! Whoa! Hey! <I> (Pino)
I can't make it any smaller!</I> You don't-- No! You don't have to make them
any smaller! <I>Don't tell me
what to do!</I> He was just saying
that it's fine-- No, it's not fine.
It's too big
for Bella. She can't eat my pies
anymore. Come on, dude. Just take it easy.
No. You don't treat me <i>like a man.</I> I'm--I'm older
than both of you. I'm the head
of the household! <I> (Eddie)
Of course you are.</I> Don't bullshit me,
Eddie. You think
I don't know nothing.
You think I don't see Bella
stop eating? You think I don't see
Massimo's sadness? You think I don't get to have
my own sadness... Because I'm retarded. Tell me what's going on. There's--there's nothing-- Domie.
Don't lie to me today. Say it to me. A person should have
somebody say that their best friend is-- A man has a right
to know! [Crying] She's dying. <I> [rolling pin clatters
on floor]</i> [sobbing] I would have made
my best pie for her today.
But it's too late! I--I'm never making a pie
ever again, so don't ever ask! [Sighs] I don't tell you the truth,
Massimo. <I>I make a lie.</I> <i> Capisco,</i> Bella. <I> Capisco.</I> I think it's better
I call the nurse now. How you getting home? <I> [door slams]</i> Hey.
Hey. You okay? I messed up with Pino. <I>Pino's spirit,</i> it's in overdrive. The invitations are nice.
<I>[Lucca laughs]</i> Well, they're going out
tomorrow morning. Seal the deal. Is that okay? Wanna get hammered? <I>[laughs]</i> You really want to go
with me specifically, <i>don't you?</I> I do. Okay.
I'm going to go look in
on your mom. Hey. Are you going to beat me
once we're married? It's better
I tell everybody <i> right away.</I> Be quiet. Rest.
Me know. <I>No need to tell.</I> Me know. Hey. <I> Mio pane.</I> Oh, Pino is sad.
No, he's mad. <I> No, he's sad.</I> He's mad at you because
he don't know what else to do. <I> [moans]</i> Oh, dear God. I got bad pain tonight.
Did you take your pill? <I> Two.</I> <i>(Massimo)
Me sleep on couch tonight.</I> More room
for you. [Knocks] Come in. I'm Sister Grace
from the hospice. How are you doing
tonight? Not so good,
Sister.
I hear you're putting up
a grand fight. If you need anything, Bella,
my numbers are out there. Oh, Sister's here. I don't need nothing tonight.
<I> Take Lucca out,
and have fun.</I> Go dance. God knows
that's what I love to do. Okay. Hey, Massimo.
40 Years, you don't never sleep
nowhere else. Now the couch. You... Bad wife.
You gonna sleep on the couch. <I> I think it's better
you lock the window</i> so nobody steal you
away from me. Ready? <I> Buona notte,</i> Mama. <I>She's gotta hang on
for three more weeks.</I> I'm an idiot.
I have to run the show,
don't I? I, um-- Shh. [Whispers]
Sorry. I need to... <I>make something clear.</I> What? Are there any rules? Huh? Rules about, um...
Acceptable behavior. Um, I-- I think this probably
is against the rules, 'cause Massimo
would kill me. You think? And now you're killing me. [Laughs] Well, I want you to think
of a pistachio.
They're hard to open,
but once you get-- once you get it open... (Rachel McCartney)
I took a night with you, and then I took another. And to my solitude, I brought a lover. We beckon ecstasy
undercover.
We took all the joy
we could take so lightly and all the love we could make
so mightily. [Phone ringing] [tambourine jangling] [priest softly]
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with you. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God,
pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death,
amen.
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with you. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God,
pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death,
amen. [McCartney singing notes
of<i> Ave Maria]</i> [crying] The Lord gave her
a peaceful, painless death after months
of suffering.
Help her daughter
and her husband to accept
her good fortune. No one woke Massimo? [Dominic speaking Italian] [Dominic speaking Italian] Bella. [Bells jangling] (Dominic)
"Who can find
the woman of valor? "Her worth is far beyond
that of rubies. "Her husband puts
his confidence in her "and lacks no good thing.
"She looks for wool and flax "and sets her hand to them
with a will. "She is like a merchant fleet
bringing her food from afar. "She sets her mind on an estate
and acquires it. She plants a vineyard
by her own labors." A long day.
Sad day. Yeah. Night. What are you guys doing? [Crying] Planting Bella's garden
for her.
Hey. Hey, dude,
why don't you come home? Okay. I'm sorry
I didn't tell you. You didn't want me
to be sad.
I never meant
to underestimate you, Pino. Okay. Okay. Aren't you cold? <I>Do you have to do this
right now?</I> [crying] <i>I know it's important,</i> <i>but why don't we do it
tomorrow?</I> Because I won't do it
tomorrow.
I never seem to manage
to be able to finish anything or do the right thing
at the right time. <I>Come on.</I> <i> My whole adult life,</i> <i> I've been off,
doing my own thing.</I> And while she's dying,
we're off-- <i>Hey, look.</I> Your mother wanted you to live. We were having sex. She didn't want you
to watch her die.
I'm just-- I'm sad. I'm so sad. I wanted to marry you. And I wanted her
to be here too.
And I wanted to marry you. And now I've thrown away
all the invitations. And we buried her. And I've lost-- I'm such a<i> stronza.</I> No, you're not.
I wanted to marry you too. You did? Yeah. I mean, you should have seen
the deal I worked out to keep you married. You wanted to marry me.
Yes. I still do. You do? Will you? Will you marry me? Yes. Yes.
Really? Yeah. Guess it's a good thing
I kept this. <I> [laughs]</i> (McCartney)
I will beat on my drum, and he'll come
when he comes. I won't chase or defend.
I'll just happily beat on my drum. [Laughter] And I will fly. I will fly. And when they ask why, "Because I'm tired
of walking," will be my reply when I fly.
